Posts by frredactumopus

Author: frredactumopus

  • Emperor Rudolph II reincarnated in Kazakhstan

    Fellow alchemists and other magicians seeking the opportunity to get state funding for your alchemical experiments, please note that Kazakhstan is the place to be.

    Sure, it’s a little unstable, but if you believe all the hype, the US will be in just as bad of shape shortly. The UK too, I’m sure. So you know, ex-pat seekers, throw together an Elixir of Life formula that looks plausible, and you’ve got a free ticket for as long as it lasts.

    Note the fate of those who failed Rudolph though. Things to remember.

  • The Hacktivist Revolution

    Please, oh hacktivists, tell me you’re smarter than this.

  • Driving Reality: The Faith Steam Shovel

    You know why Hagbard Celine says, “I steam-shovel when it’s steam-shovel time”? Because the Steam-Shovel was invented in about three different places at the same time by three different parties who were not working together. It was the next step in Engineering, and as the environments and education allowed for it, it emerged around the world because it was time.

    First assumption then: That when something happens like that, it’s happening for a reason. The convergence of technology and innovation and necessity, plus experience and education ensure that somewhere, the steam-shovel will be invented. It happened simultaneously because it was just time for it to happen, and nothing could prevent its manifestation.

    But Hagbard takes it a step further, doesn’t he? “I steam-shovel…” He makes it personal. The statement changes a phenomenon of technological development and turns it into a universal principle that has personal applications. It was destiny that the steam shovel manifest, he says, and if there is a destiny for that huge innovation that leveled mountains and paved the way for global communications and the exchange of information across time and space, by god, there’s a destiny for all things, even me. As a result, what I do matters and has global implications on par with the coming of the steam shovel.

    It’s a leap of logic that can get kind of difficult to support if you spend too much time thinking about it. He is an Erisian, after all. But it’s a statement that has stuck with me over the years.

    I’ve been playing with Luck lately. I’ve been exploring the paths or tunnels between Saturn and Mercury and the Moon. Very fun and interesting stuff. There’s a simple way to screw up really badly looking for Luck and good Fortune in the sphere of the Greater Malefic, and avoiding that particular trap has taken a lot of focused intent. It’s like a gravitational constant that tries to wrap you up in the decaying orbit that leads to the Terminus. Lots of adjustments need to be made, and you really have to watch the proportions of the mingled forces.

    But what I’ve found is that when you’ve got it right, you become the driving forces of Fate itself. It’s a matter of getting your mind in harmony with the forces of Fate. There are Seven forces of Fate, the Governors of the Planets. Getting the initiations into the Seven Spheres is imperative, I think, and I wouldn’t have been able to integrate those forces without my SA* to guide the process. But when I’ve been “on,” and in harmony, I can feel myself changing the warp and weave of existence in every action. I can feel the extended efffects of my moions and mutterings in my basement affecting the mechanisms of the whole around the universe. I can feel the forces moving me right along, and I am as much the Mover as the Moved. It’s an at-one consciousness thing with some Right Action thrown in to boot.

    And it’s not like I’m just doing what I’m told, I’m doing what I want. And yeah, “what I want” is the result of coming to terms with why I’m here, and it’s not what I wanted in terms of selfish want, but it’s what I WANT from an eternal perspective, and it’s even better than the lower-case want I thought I wanted when I started out.

    There’s a power that is both giddiness-inducing, and humbling at the same time. To be the hand of fate, to Steam-Shovel when it’s Steam-Shovel time is to become the creator of the universe for as long as you can hold onto it.

    And I think we’re all there at some level, but we’re not fully aware of it except when we’re at-one-ing. The rest of the time we’re as much pawns as we are hidden chess masters, and it’s not the same thing as conjuring spirits, or meditation, nor is it the same thing as producing whatever it is we produce to earn our paychecks in the mundane world.

    But you’ve got to go through at least an intro level into each of the Planetary Spheres, get familiar with those forces and get them in their proper positions relative to one another in your sphere. I know it doesn’t make a lot of sense, so let’s use the Microcosm in the Macrocosm example that summarizes things for me best: The Altar Glyph.

    Ok, see how everything is laid out in relation to the four corners of the World? The glyph represents how you would see the world if you were looking out from Agrippa’s Scale of the Number 4, from Book 2, chapter vii of the Three Books of Occult Philosophy. Because the Altar is always in the physical realm, you lay out your representation of the things Above as if you were seeing them from here Below.

    Now we know this isn’t “really” how things are. It’s a representation of everything as seen from one point of view. The planetary groupings in the Elemental kingdoms follow Agrippa’s elemental attributes from Book 1, chapters xxiii-xxix. It doesn’t follow the normal elemental attributes assigned by the planetary rulerships of the Signs, and it threw me for a while, until I realized Agrippa is using this to explain how the forces of the Planets primarily manifest in the physical realm. (shit, just hit cntrl-P which apparently publishes the post. woopsie! someone’s reading a draft right now. Come back later and see what I meant it to look like if you’re reading this before I repost it. And no, I don’t know how you’re supposed to know that. I guess just look and see if there’s more below this point besides the asterisked footnote.)

    Ok, so the image is a representation of the relative locations of the planets and elements to one another in the physical sphere based on how the forces of the Planets primarily manifest. The process of initiation into all the spheres builds in a kind of Altar Glyph into your own sphere. The forces are all integrated relative to one another, and you’re able to tap into them more directly and clearly, and consciously as you go along in the Work. The forces are purified, strengthened, and you gain knowledge and skill in applying them as needed.

    Once they’re integrated and you’ve got a frame of reference for each of the forces, you can start to catch the waves of their mingling and manifesting consciously. It’s a lot like surfing. You’ve got to be aware of where you are in relation to the wave, you have to estimate where it’s going to break, position yourself in the right place, and then stand up at the right moment and let the wave take you, guiding it, riding it, moving with it and being at one with the most powerful forces of existence.

    But the surfer is passive, sort of. The feeling of being at-one and directing the integrated forces of Fate is much more active. It’s easier to start out with one type of force at a time and then start playing with the others as you progress.

    Ok, back to the Luck thing. Notice that Saturn and Mercury are both in the same quadrant as Water in the Altar Glyph? Weird, huh. I mean, most GD Hermeticists will tell you Saturn is of the element Earth, right? And they are right too. Agrippa says Saturn is Water and Earth. But he lumps Saturn in the quadrant of Water in the Scale of the Number 4 because that’s how it begins to manifest, like fluid flowing down, and it’s as resistable as the tide.

    Speaking of the Tide, the tide is ruled by the Moon, right? And the Moon is in the element of the Earth in the glyph. Why? Because in the chain of manifestation, the outward form of all Ideas that are manifesting from the Ideal REalm into the Physical is determined and ruled by the Moon. The Moon is the definer of the final shape and outermost form of all ideas as they come into being. So the Earth and the Moon are one in the glyph to represent this aspect of the process.

    So my luck experiments consist of taking small amounts of Saturn, large amounts of Mercury, charging the Watery manifestation point, and pouring it out into the Earth through the Moon. When I’m consciously riding the Luck Wave, I can feel the surges from the other spheres I’ve been initiated into, like hearing the communications between the other governors, but most of my attention is focused into the manifestation of the luck-fate current.

    And when it all clicks, and I’m doing here below what I’m doing up above, the feeling is incredible. It is the steam-shovel, it is the creation of the lucky series of events that lead to moments of joy and relaxed reaping of rewards.

    And here’s the thing: When you’re doing it, it’s faith. You just know what to do, you believe it, because you’re doing it. Like riding a wave, you know you can because you are, and the longer you can do it, the more you know you can do it longer next time. “If you have faith the size of a mustard seed,” the old saying goes, “you can move mountinas.” But this faith is a gift, as well as a thing earned. It allows the conscious control of Fate, but at the same time demands the conscious acquiescence that the controller of Fate is more than just the part of the Whole Thing that is temporarily manifesting as you or me. It’s believing on purpose in what is really true, in spite of the symbolic nature of the things we’re using to represent it all.

    *SA is the Supernatural Assistant. It is the entity that became, in later revelations, the Holy Guardian Angel. It’s purpose, at least, one of its purposes, is to “embalm you as befits a God” when you die. I’ve mentioned before that this is a reference to the transformation process between a human and a Power of the 8th and 9th spheres. Gods don’t need to be embalmed. I see this as a process of aiding in the integration of the purified forces of the spheres into the sphere of the magician, an integration that transforms the whole of the individual being into the next level of incarnation, if they are on the path that leads to through this particular gate. Different strokes for different folks, and all, but for Hermetic magi, the goal is to become a Power.

  • War and Rumors of War

    Within my sphere, I’ve felt rumblings and churnings. My friends and family, colleagues and students are feeling the winds of change, catching the acrid odor of burned nitre and sulfur wafting down the halls from the future. The general diplomatic and economic sate of the world at large has people getting ready for the things to come, and I’ve had a number of people asking me for advice and help, training for this coming phase of life on earth. They feel like they need to have their spiritual powers honed and sharpened, and ready for the trials and tribulations around the corner.

    My standard and official response to the rumors of the end of the world are the same as they have been since Y2K failed to bring about the promised collapse of Western Civilization:

    Don’t Panic.

    Rome didn’t collapse in a day, and by the time the barbarians are at the gate, it won’t be the first time you’ve seen them. Chances are pretty good that you’ll have a lot more indications between now and the day it hits than you have had yet, it won’t be surprising. Especially if you’ve taken Gordon’s advice and honed your divination skills.

    Nevertheless, after you’ve accomplished the above, move right along to the next part:

    Be Prepared.

    Do your daily rituals that you’re supposed to be doing. If a spiritual apocalypse comes and the Reincarnated Warriors must step forward and take their destined places in the annals of history, they should have the following things taken care of in preparation:

    Divination skills in at least one medium you can carry with you, tarot, runes, i ching, or omnimancy. See Gordon’s post for more reasons to pursue this anyway. 

    Full ability to channel elemental forces at will. Manifesting fireballs and ice daggers would be super cool, but for our purposes being able to direct the elemental forces to charge talismans, bring healing, and to energize our companions at need will be useful. You need to be initiated into the spheres of the Elements, and have balanced and integrated the forces they represent.
    Astral Warrior Training – In the coming days, you’ll have ample opportunity to wrestle not with flesh and blood, but with powers and and principalities in high places. Getting some experience wandering around the astral reflection of your area, learning to identify spying spirits, and how to drive off, defeat, or coerce enemy spirits to join you will help a great deal. Also, most of the people trying to be magicians who don’t understand the Work will be really good at these kinds of cheap tricks, and there’s no point in being a powerful Hermetic Magician if you get your ass beat by a White Wolf master of mental moon magic, is there? Get initiated and trained in the Lower Lunar Realm ASAP.
    Working relationship with the Supernatural Assistant. You aren’t going to have TIME to attain K&CHGA when the zombie apocalypse arrives. Get it taken care of now. The Supernatural Assistant can take care of the maintenance shit that you won’t have time for, like protecting from spiritual forces of darkness, driving off evil spirits, and making a path through the wilderness that doesn’t set off the proximity sensors of the New World Order’s security forces.
    Initiation into all Seven Planetary Spheres. You’ll need to be familiar with the forces represented by the Seven Flames that stand before the Throne of God to be able to roll with the punches as they pour out their cups and bowls upon the Earth, if they’re FINALLY going to get around to it. If they don’t, being on speaking terms with them will help in so many ways I can’t begin to list them here. 
    Conveniently for my blog readers, and in honor of Rule 34, all these things happen to be available through my Hermetic Courses. I’ll also be finishing up an Astral Warrior training guide that just focuses on getting some fun astral powers down, you know, observation, data gathering, weapon creation and empowerment, combat techniques, and mastery of the sphere that will allow you to bend the astral realm itself to entrap, bind, and destroy any enemy you happen to come across. Useful stuff for those going through that phase of their development. All the stuff I wish I’d had when I was dealing with it, that’s for sure.
    Oh, and the eBooks I sell wouldn’t hurt either.
  • Taking another stab at it…

    Ok, so I had this fast track to taking over the world and making it dance to my mad piping. It ran into some snarls along the way and was temporarily derailed by a momentary concern that should have been dealt with in better ways. My bad. Ooops and shit. Now that that’s taken care of, we’ll just be moving right along.

    Things are… mmmm, Good. Beard stroking, warm beside the fire as the cold winds blow outside, enjoying a quality cigar and pondering the future as I listen pyromantically to the whispers of the flames as they dance across the embers. That kind of Good.

    My Elemental Spheres have been balanced by some recent Work, and I’ve relearned some things about manifestation that I had forgotten lately. I’ve reclaimed a great deal of the things I’d let slip away in the Distracted Time, and as my Above has gotten sorted out, my Below has been keeping steady pace. Assuming I haven’t fucked anything up, in a few short weeks, I’ll be back where I was before things got screwy, and I’ll be able to pick up where I left off and move right along to the next phase of my plans…

    Gee, it’s almost as if I brought about a purifying fire refining me and purifying my essence to better accomplish the Work.

    Fuck, I hate this process sometimes. As far as world-views go, perhaps a cosmology that requires calcination as a precursor to massive achievement and reward leaves something to be desired. I would much rather have discovered that the secret methods manifestation and empowerment came from eating Kit-Kats and drinking Monster on the beach in a land where it never gets fucking freezing outside. Is it asking too much that my personal pleasure and instant access to infinite resources at whim be the key to global human transcendence forever without any suffering on my part at all, ever? Apparently.

    Whatever, I’ve been through the fire, damnit, and I’m ready to reap the rewards. There had better be a fucking Red stone that turns everything to fucking gold when this shit works out. Signs indicate this is indeed the outcome, but if not, I will be kicking some ass.

    Uhm.

    Things are indeed getting better though. Inventory updated, progress noted.

  • Five Columbia students busted for selling drugs at three frat houses and dorms – NYPOST.com

    Five Columbia students busted for selling drugs at three frat houses and dorms – NYPOST.com

    Those wacky college kids with their dealing-drugs-for-tuition! Oh, but wait, see, drugs are ACKSHULLY dangerous and on par with VIOLENT CRIME. Read the article, it tells you so.
    In case you’re wondering, this is indeed a direct result of California’s attempt to legalize recreational use of marijuana. Since it didn’t raise enough of an outcry in the nation at large, apparently people need to be reminded that drugs are bad. Bad drugs.
    Expect to see a lot more media presentations of recreational drugs in an evil light. With plenty of beer commercials in between.
  • Directing Forces from Talismans

    A friend of mine posted on his Facebook status something about when you’re carrying around a Saturn bag, don’t be all shocked when you start feeling depressed and gloomy. Excellent advice!

    One of the biggest dangers in magic, at least, right now as I write this because I’m thinking about it, is forgotten magic. You do a spell or make a talisman, or conjure up a spirit and ask it to do something, and then you go on about your life. Two weeks later when it’s starting to manifest, you’ve forgotten all about it and miss out on the opportunities you’ve engineered, or you’re not directing the forces you’ve put together into the original intent anymore.

    When you make a talisman and start wearing it, like my friend above did, it begins influencing your sphere immediately, but the cumulative effects take a while to start manifesting. A luck talisman will start filling your sphere up with luck, but it’s like pouring hot water into a bowl of cold water. It takes a while to warm up, but if you keep the source flowing, keep pouring hot water into the bowl, eventually the bowl and the water in it will all be hot. A luck talisman is pumping luck into your sphere, but it can take a while to hit full potency.

    With the Saturn bag, I doubt he started feeling gloomy and depressed all at once. I didn’t ask, but there are a lot of good reasons to carry around a Saturn bag. If you want occult wisdom, or longer life, or there’s something you’re working on shutting down and you could use a little more binding power in your actions, you can carry it around and direct the forces it’s emanating into your actions.

    I do this by paying attention to what I’m doing. I picture the force in my mind as a sort of mini-star. It’s sending out light and other forms of radiation, and is also a gravity well, drawing things into orbit around it so that its effects can be regulated, the way the Sun’s solar effects are regulated on each of the planets in our solar system by the duration of the orbit and the distance from the sun.

    It’s your job to direct these forces. I’ve made a Solar Talisman before and consecrated it to Michael, and put it on a shelf, and forgot all about it. The talisman was directing general Solar forces through the Michael seal right about into my brain as I sat in front of my bookshelf working. Mart of the seal was the symbol for Leo, and it wasn’t long before I began manifesting decidedly Leo-ish personality flaws. Being a Taurus, the influx of Leonine forces was strange and new and different. I was a Royal Pain in the Ass at that point, and it took people familiar with Leo issues to help me understand what was going on.

    A little more direction of the forces was applied, and things got remarkably better. I had intended the talisman to fill my office with solar forces that would keep the parasitic spiritual Larvae accumulation under control. I didn’t have a lot of time to spend on maintenance, so I tried to automate it. I assumed that the Michaelian forces of the Sun would just automatically drive off the negative spirits, which it did, but I didn’t anticipate the other effects. So I had to take the steps to attune the forces more specifically.

    We, being in the image of the First Father, create the same way he did. We use the Logos, we speak things into being. When you make a talisman, you consecrate it to a specific purpose, generally speaking. Whatever that purpose is, you set it in place by speaking it over the thing you’ve created. You draw on the appropriate symbols, taking the idea and giving it a symbolic form in the physical realm. A luck talisman may have an image of Mercury, the Caduceus, or the wheel of Fortune, something that directs the forces emanating from the sphere of power anchored on the talisman.

    When you’re carrying something that is that specific in its final form, it puts out the forces it represents through those symbols. But a planetary talisman, or a talisman of a spirit is a pretty general thing, and you’ve got to be directing the forces it represents, otherwise it just fills your sphere, and like water, seeks the lowest point to manifest.

    When you put on the talisman, tell it what you want it to do. Tell it the specific aspect of the forces it represents that you want it to manifest. While you’re wearing it, remember you’re wearing it. Every once in a while, repeat the intent you have in wearing it, and direct the forces represented to manifest in specific ways. Saturn, bind the efforts of [business man X] in this meeting, or Saturn, provide the wisdom to see what hidden forces are at work in this situation.

    Likewise with spirit conjurations. When you start seeing your results manifest, it’s a good time to revisit the spirit and continue to work with it in the manifestation process. If you’ve got a job lined up after doing a ritual for prosperity, call it back up and talk to it about how you want things to go next. Get advice and give further direction.

  • Really Interesting Blog

    For those who are interested in some really neat magickal stuff that is straight from the heart of Agrippa’s teacher Trithemius, or at least looks like it, check out this blog:

    http://blog.abrahadabramelin.org/?p=86

    Dude did an incredible job. I understand little of what I’m seeing so far, but I have a good feeling about this one.

    -R.O.

  • If I forget to mention it…

    Happy Thanksgiving Day to everyone celebrating it tomorrow.

    I am thankful for my blog readers, every beautiful one of you.

    So, THANKS!

    Now, back to the housecleaningcurtainhangingfurnituredustingbathroomscrubbingandsweepmoppery that must be done before we begin the piebakingcookiemakingsidedishpreparingcheeseandveggietraymakingcaserolebakinglastminutetripstothestoreforthingsIforgotstivities.

  • Last chance for discounted courses

    Tonight’s the night the course prices revert to normal. You’ve got until 11:59:59 EST tonight to get the 20% discount.