Right now. Immediately.
For an hour and a half, 3:30 to 5:00 pm Central right now. For FREE.
With Jason Miller and Aaron Leitch and others who wrote some stuff about offerings. In Magic. 🙂
Right now. Immediately.
For an hour and a half, 3:30 to 5:00 pm Central right now. For FREE.
With Jason Miller and Aaron Leitch and others who wrote some stuff about offerings. In Magic. 🙂
Come One, come ALL, step right up! Shake off those eternal doldrums of perfect non-being. It’s been way too long! Manifest “Now!”
* “Orgasm” feature is currently available in all incarnate genders
** As Originally Intended, see Terms and Conditions section 230542, subsection 93 93/93, Xallixti
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| Already Dead Anyway |
Ah, autumn! Tis the Season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la
DEATH.
It’s a fucking blessing, goddamn it. It’s a sign that you did your time, finished what you meant to, and you’re moving on. It’s a right, a privilege, and an honor. The folks left behind have some issues to deal with, sure, but my death is mine, and I’ll take it when and where I will, even if I haven’t let myself in on that fact just yet.
That’s the conclusion I’ve reached (at this point) regarding death, and that’s after having created the philosopher’s stone, accomplishing the great work, and attaining Illumination through the Hermetic practices of Western esoteric magics.
Your mileage may vary.
My friends are reaching the age when their parents die. Mine are old, and getting older. I send them money each month now to pay their mortgage, and their cell phone bill. They are on my MicroSoft Office plan, so they get Office for my $10 a month. And they are Christians.
I visited my Grandmother this summer, with my kids. They are 12 and 13 at the moment, and they never met her before. My grandmother’s house hasn’t changes since I was 12.
She’s 92.
They could go any time. Any fucking time. Intimate parts of my life that affect me on a weekly and daily basis, just gone. Leaving me empty and desolate. Leaving me wondering about whether I lived enough with them the way I’d wanted to while they were alive. It’s that time in my life where I have to think about that.
But then again, they could live another 20 fucking years. Or more. Who knows? How much of my life should I spend on them, knowing they could go any time, or they might be here after I’m gone?
So: family, and loved ones, and death, and shit. How does it matter, what’s the impact on our lives?
The best person I ever saw deal with death was +Christopher Bradford. If I ever go through anything similar, I expect to do as well, and if I don’t, I’m an asshole. See, he’s a magician, and he gets it. He understands magic, spirits, and the axis that goes from here to there, from here to where we come from, and he believes it and acts as if what he knows is true.
And if I don’t, god save me from my very own wrath. And contempt.
Death sucks for people left behind, if they don’t get it.
For the rest of us, it’s a celebration. Dude’s getting a break, ffs. Halleluiah!
Oh, sure, life’s harder for the rest of us, sucks to be sad missing them and shit, but damn, that one’s got a chance at leveling up, moving on, leaving behind the bullshit of each sphere, and becoming a power, if that’s their Will. Or they come back and do something different… if they want.
Or they go to some valhalla or some heaven or some hell for a while. Whatever they’re into, that’s awesome.
Or they don’t. Whatever, they had their time… it’s cool.
Because…
Existence is pure joy.
There’s a thing in the spiritual paths we tread that is expressed in that phrase that people choke on. It’s not a fun thing to face or deal with, that even the worst suffering on Earth is actually secretly wonderful in some way. The ultimate blaming of the victim, the inevitable shrieks that such a thing, if true, would somehow justify the worst atrocities committed.
Hogwash.
To say that suffering is pure joy is simply to point out that even the worst experience of existence is better than not existing at all. It doesn’t excuse anyone from anything, it doesn’t make anything better, really.
But frankly, it doesn’t have to “make anything better.” If you read “existence is pure joy” and can’t comprehend it, you have never understood nonexistence. If not existing were preferable to the suffering the most miserable of us go through, brothers and sisters, we wouldn’t be here.
We aren’t stupid.
Ok, we aren’t that stupid.
I’m certainly not, anyway.
Harper and I were talking the other day about illuminated enlightened understanding of the world, and how it’s basically a matter of understanding existence from an eternal perspective.
People caught in the body-mind-current-experience-of-the-moment can’t even appreciate what they’re going through, because they’re all afraid. People who get it from an eternal perspective aren’t afraid, they’re thirsty for experience, because they see that if nothing else, this is the one chance they get to taste the universe the way it is right now from their perspective.
Live like you’re dead already, and you got a chance to be alive again.
That’s basically what we’re doing, imho.
And if I’m wrong, who gives a shit? My way is a lot more fun.
And besides…
You’re already dead.
So I’m going to put together a conference next year in June or July with a few of my friends (and an arch-enemy), here in Minneapolis, MN. We’ll talk about Hermetic Miracles, the Goetic Revival, Esoteric archives and the lessons they teach, maybe some Greek Magical Papyri-derived rites, strategic applications of sorceric intents, and various conjuration techniques and experiences, and maybe even how much more awesome we are than McWiccans and online OTO CMs and stuff.
You know… the usual… Regardless, you know my friends are cool. It will rock.
But I need money to fly someone over from the UK, and someone and his wife from Florida, and someone from Jersey, and like, I don’t know, deposits and shit. So about $5,000 would be awesome.
Getting that kind of money will be relatively easy using certain resources, but I need a good framework to wrap it around. Like kickstarter or indie gogo or … Just having people send me money on FaceBook or some shit.
Anyway, any advice from anyone on putting together a low-maintenance, donation-based cash-condensation machine that just puts it all in a readily accessible account with not-too-many-fees?
… with a strong urge to fuck.”
I was thinking about the human condition and the economy of consciousness* the other day, and the method and process of the Great Work in general. As I considered that ancient cosmic question, “what’s it all about, man” it occurred to me that the motivations of your average human can be understood completely when you recognize that humans are an extremely successful ambulatory digestive tract that spends most of its time terrified, and the rest of the time trying to get laid.
Take Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, for example. The bottom three layers are all about eating, living and fucking. If you don’t eat, you’ll die! If you’re not safe, you could get hurt, or die! If you’re not fucking, you won’t pass on your genetic code when you die!
Arguably the fourth layer, esteem, can also be understood as an expression of the terror of existence. We are social because packs of monkeys are more successful than lone monkeys. We’re afraid to die, so we built society as a tool to subjugate wild nature and to protect us from other less-successful ambulatory digestive tracts.
The four (and sometimes five) part model of the soul I like to work with from the Qabala identifies the two “souls” closest to matter as the Guf and the Nephesh. The Guf is the actual body, and all its physiological requirements, and the Nephesh is the animal-soul, the autonomous consciousness of the body that keeps us breathing when we aren’t thinking about it, and the part the feels the primal emotions of terror, lust, rage, and loneliness.
Together they are the terrified digestive tract with a strong urge to fuck.
Most of the time the deciding factor in where we pay our attention is the command of the wants and needs of the Guf and the Nephesh. These two lower souls are in control of most people’s consciousness most of the time.
But Hermetics teaches us to do it differently. From Agrippa to Crowley, there’s a process of education and practice that leads to the point where your Neshemah is the source of direction, with the other parts providing appropriate input in the decision-making process.
The point is the gradual shift in the seat of your perspective. A complete change of view. The end-state magician is made of the same parts as the beginning-state mafician, with the same potntial in each moment of pursuing the things that bring them true happiness.
The difference is that the end-state magician has gone through a indoctrination process that not only tells them who and what they are in the grand scheme of things, it gives them examples as they go along to prove the value and effectiveness of the system. You learn the things, you conure the things, and you learn from the things. It’s a self-reinforcing system of expanding awareness and ability.
The end-state magician is a consciousness seated in the eternal part of the self, and focuses the attention of the complete incarnated entity on the things it wants to experience in its particular instance. It knows it’s a part of everything, and is intently focused on doing what it wants to do, the reason it particpiates in everything as an individuated instance in the first place.
Here in the mundane world it manifests as you being at ease in your situations, aware of what’s happening behind the scenes, why it’s happening, and how you can turn the situation to your own pleasure. You look confident, and seem to live a charmed life. Things just happen to go your way, and you accept that and move forward.
It doesn’t make everything perfect, and there’s always some new mystery to examine and process, so you don’t really get bored.
You just get to have fun, no matter what’s going on.
* For an interesting ride down similar trails, with many of the same roadside attractions, check out Ryan Valentines’ post on the Economy of Desire.
* The ability to create is not the ability to control. If you don’t believe me, have kids.
I interrupt the continuing indoctrination and expansion of my personal hermetic messiah complex on your lives to bring you this, if you didn’t already know. I’m totally sure you knew, but if not, you’re welcome.
Episode 1, Season 1.
They better make more of these.
The success stories of working with Buné are pouring in, and I feel really lucky to be the guy who got to tell people about their access to such awesomeness. It’s what I’m here for, really, to remind people that they are wondrous beings, truly special, even though they think so poorly of themselves.
So I’m super glad that spirit pots are making people’s lives better. That’s why I wrote about them. Because I know that they are a quick and effective way to work with spirits to make money, and not having money is the root of many of the things that keep us in ignorant savagery and wage slavery.
But fuck me, man. Money’s just bullshit. We can take/make it any time we want. We’re magicians, for fuck’s sake (FFS). Money is fucking child games. Hopscotch, tetherball. GIGO.
There’s rules, and there’s rules, and we follow the rules and we make money. I talk about it because it’s the carrot that leads you back to your rightful place in life, I teach you how we can make miracles happen in our daily lives, because we need miracles, all of us. Healing of body, but mostly mind and spirit. The evaporation of stressors, the elimination of debt, the freedom of power, and the power of liberty.
The miracles are awesome, and they help immediately remove the shit that’s causing us grief and stress. That’s cool, practically speaking, and necessary. But the real lesson is not how to do a fucking miracle, FFS.
It’s that you can do miracles.
That’s right, you, motherfucker, you. You. YOU.
You, with that ledger full of all your personal crap that you know is fucked up about you, you do miracles. You, the little girl or boy inside who gets all low and trots out all the shit you’ve fucked up in your life, you are holy. You who lost the job, the girl, the bus ticket, the opportunity of a lifetime, you, you are a spirit in the flesh who gets to create the world all the fucking time, for real.
Real? Let’s get fucking real.
Who the fuck are you, that you can call a spirit, cut a deal, and change the world? Who are you that they answer, that they come? Who are you?
I posit that you, brothers and sisters, are gods.
But don’t take my word for it, research it, experiment learn the god skills and practices, learn to be really good at it, and create your world as you see fit. Or as my brother might have put it:
“If you do not do the works of Our First Father, do not believe me; but if You do them, though you do not believe Me, believe the works, so that you may know and understand that the Father is in You, and You are in the Father.”
If you’re in the UK and you’ve not yet had a chance to go, jump on the chance to hang out with Sef Salem, Gordon White, Jake Stratton-Kent, and many other amazing occultists. They’re putting on some incredible shit over at the Visible College. I’m really glad to see Sef making things jump.
Sigh, I really want to have scotch with those guys, and seeing a Dueling Necromancer presentation … I mean, just… what more could you ask for?
But wait!
It’s going to be recorded and available for digital download!
Digital scotch isn’t as nice, but still, I’m down for it. Maybe we can set something up local at the lodge and have streaming parties, with booze and cheese. And thin shaved pieces of meats.
Ye-esss. I’m digging this plan a lot.
Hey-O! Your friendly neighborhood Hermetic mage Rufus Opus here!
Disclaimer: They Aren’t Really “Spirit Pots”
Before going any further with this spirit pot thing, I’m going to tell the origin story of spirit pots for the massive amounts of readers I’ve attracted lately who weren’t here for the first part of my Work when I was going through all this in the first place.
I was on the Solomonic yahoo group talking about Solomonic and other types of grimoire magic with Aaron Leitch, Jake Stratton Kent, Brother Moloch, Zadkiel, Joe Peterson, and a bunch of other people who are noteworthy and should be paid attention to. Aaron and Jake were talking about the relationship of the ATRs and Solomonic magic, and Aaron suggested that a spirit pot would be an interesting way to work with a spirit of, say, for example, the Lemegeton’s Goetia. He drew analogies between the brass vessel of the Lesser Key’s Goetia and the spirit pot of Palo. And I was like, wow, what a great idea! So I did it, and it worked great.
So please understand, I am not saying this is an authentic Palo Spirit Pot. I am not saying this is how the authentic grimoire magicians actually worked with their spirits. I am not saying the brass vessel of the Lesser Key is actually a spirit pot like the ones I’m talking about here. These are simply spirit pots that are pots with spirits in it along with stuff that is traditionally associated with the same sphere as the spirits are associated with. I say that hoping to stave off “that guy,” but I suspect that, like one of the more recent posts, I will again attract “that guy” anyway. I don’t really care, it’s kind of fun to argue with the unenlightened. I can totally pass it off as Projection of the Stone.*
Ok, so the disclaimer is out of the way, and you folks who skimmed it are probably here already, before I even finished writing it.
Working with the “Not Really Spirit Pots:” Conjuration
The first thing you’ll have to do after combining the ingredients in the pot (herbs ruled by the planet, use Agrippa, some dirt from your yard, and the Seal of the Spirit, preferably in the appropriate metal of the planet the spirit is associated with, but also paper works; see my Modern Goetic Grimoire for deets if you don’t have them, or esotericarchives.com for free) is conjure the spirit.
I recommend creating a real life Magic Circle at least one time before beginning this kind of Work. It does things to you, man. Awesome things. Make the one from the Lesser Key’s Goetia. It will teach you everything you need to know about the world you are a part of that you should have learned from Agrippa’s Scale of the Number 10.
Also, it helps to have K&CHGA. It’s not that hard, but it can take a while. Totally worth it.
I’m also digging being an ordained Priest in a lineage that (possibly) goes back to Jesus Christ his own self. I got the power to make things holy by blessing them, even demons. Mwahahahahaha…**
(Thanks Jason and Shawn!)
I use a modification of the Trithemian Art of Drawing Spirits into Chrystals, which is in my Modern Goetic Grimoire, to conjure the spirit. If you want to use this method, I think it’s awesome and easy, and useful. It’s not traditional and it might kill you.*** If it does, it’s not my fault. You can use whatever suits you, if you don’t like that particular approach, but again, if you do any of this magic, it’s not safe. It might very well change your life, and people, that is dangerous.
Magic, she works.
So be warned, when this stuff kicks in and you’re like, wow, just … wow…
It’s not my fault.
So you conjure the spirit. You invite it to live in the pot and work with you from that pot, making it a viable, living talisman, a physical manifestation of that spirit on the material plane. When it approves, you mention you want it to play nice and be a good dude. You constrain it to not harm anyone or anything. You bless its actions and its purpose and its intention. You thank it. You treat it like a guest.
You say at the end, “As you came in peace, so now remain in power.”
Think about that before you say it out loud. Make sure you can handle that shit.
After the Conjuration
Now that your spirit pot is live, you’ll want to use it right away I’m sure. You’ll need to master two things:
Everyone I’ve ever talked to about working with the spirits of the Lesser Key has come away with lessons about being specific in your statements of intent. At a recent talk (MNCON) the thing that the experienced conjurors could all agree on was that working with these spirits is a lesson in loopholes. You learn quickly how you can get everything you ask for, and nothing you want.
Working with these spirits is a bit of … well, work. They are not human. They have a different set of senses, experiences, values, goals, and senses of humor. They need guidance, training, and a firm hand. They will take advantage of you as long as you let them, but over time you’ll learn what works with them the best. Give them lots of offerings, at first, and see how they manifest things. Then sharpen you statement of intent skills, develop the laser focus. And ration the offerings, the way you train animals.
They aren’t animals, by any means, and I hope this doesn’t come across like I’m saying you should act in any way other than respectful of entities that have been around millenia longer than you have been, who will be here much longer after you’re dust. I’m just saying, humans are a part of the celestial hierarchy, same as the Archangels and the Demons, according to Hermetic teachings, and you’ve got to accept your role as Ishim in the flesh, straddle the heavens and the hells, and direct your legions of spirits…
Like a boss.
Just remember, you’re in training too. These guys are awesome, powerful, mischievous, and smarter than you. They will work with you to make you skillful in your mastery of your kingdom if you’re not a fool. Listen to them when they offer advice, as you get used to them.
Be measured, don’t do “whatever the demon says” because that’s stupid. Do, however, learn to listen to them and learn from them. It will pay off quickly.
Practical Stuff
How to make offerings and requests, the 10,000 foot view
You’re done.
If you don’t get what you asked for in two weeks, don’t rush into blaming the spirit or yourself. Go back and think about what you asked for, and whether you missed any opportunities. Think of another way to say it. Craft your statement of intent carefully, and make the offerings contingent on the success.
Also, take small steps at first, with little risk. The greater the change you request, the more opportunity you’re creating for things to go wrong. A series of small steps is much more likely to be successively successful than one huge massive change, and it will give you time to adjust, adapt, and learn what works best with the spirit you have in your pot.
Keep your requests simple enough that they can manifest through natural means, in ways that aren’t necessarily obvious that something amazing is going on in your life. Be strategic. Re-read Jason Miller’s Strategic Sorcery if you haven’t in a while.
Keep a record of your requests and your results, especially as you get to know the spirit and how it works so you can see what works and what doesn’t. Review it, because no mater what you think, you will forget something it said, or you thought, or you said, or it thought along the way, and you’ll really appreciate it later if you write it down now.
Have Fun
So I made a sort of big to do about the potential dangers of this stuff, but remember, there’s nothing you (or anyone else for that matter) can do with magic that cannot be undone with magic. You can’t break anything, you can only make new opportunities to do more magic. Everything is an experience, even unto the very brief moments you spend breathing air on the planet in each incarnation. Don’t panic. Have fun.
* Me to the unenlightened, Projecting the Stone into their lives: “You’re fucking stupid!”
** Or at least I think I do… Mwahahahahahahaha!
*** I’m fine after 8 years of doing this kind of thing, doubt it will kill you, but it might make life interesting.