The Tepaphone!

Yes, I read about in Jason’s Blog. It’s a device used by a black lodge to kill people no matter where they are. It was described in a Bardon work of fiction. Can’t remember the name right now, the Magician Something That Starts With an F. Frabato! (I looked it up.) It’s a … well, it’s … Ok, it sucked, Bardon was ashamed of having written it, it reads a LOT like Crowley’s Simon Iff mysteries…

But that’s not the point!

The POINT is that he describes a nifty fluid condenser in the story. There are a lot of descriptions on the internet of what it is, but you can’t trust the internet descriptions. Some folks say it had a current going through it, others say it has copper coils, others say it definitely had a lens. Crap, now I can’t remember whether it had a lens or not. I have a copy though, and it starts being described on page 34.

It was the lodge’s most strictly guarded secret: a magical vibratory instrument which could emit fatal vibrations across any distance and constituted the deadliest weapon in the arsenal of the lodge.

If the picture or mumia of any human being or animal were placed at the focal point of the tepaphone’s vibrations, both the astral and physical bodies of that entity would be affected. Substances of any kind could be destroyed by this instrument from any distance. Furthermore, it served as a wireless transmitter of energy – something modern science could only dream about.Any kind of thought could be transmitted by the tepaphone as well. Finally, the device made it possible to cause nervous diseases and poisonings which puzzled the medical establishment. Typically, a picture or personal object was sufficient to establish contact with the intended victim – And remember, distance was of no consequence.

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The Grand Master now secured Frabato’s photo to the focal point of the tepaphone’s ray and ignited the fuel, a specially prepared mixture of high-percentage alcohol. At the same time, the other brethren formed a magic circle around the apparatus to begin combat telepathy by condensing the element of fire to the physical plane.

After this, Fabrato experiences the attack. He gets supernaturally heated, and is about to be cooked when he calls out to The Good and gets a messsage to avert with Water. He lives.

Again, not the point. From the description, there are no mentions of copper tubes, wires, electricity, or lenses. It is merely a device that includes a fuel source, and a focal point for the “vibrations” that could hold some form of sympathetic link to the victim. Later in the story, we learn that the tepaphone always worked because of a pact made with the King of Hell, no entity less than SATAN!!! (Duhn duhn duhn!)

So anyway, the tepaphone is your basic radionics box. I built The Box based on a vision I’d had of the Goetic seals being something like circuits, and the knowledge that spirits feed on electro-magnetic forces of some kind. Haunted places often exhibit geo-magnetic anomalies, and the things that would feed spirits who cause discomfort in their victims are usually triggered by the electromagnetic fluctuations of the amygdala. At least, these were the things that fed into the theory at the time. A conversation with an engineer friend confirmed my suspicions, and from there I built The Box.

Rather than having a group of magicians channeling the element of fire into the device, I use a metal seal, through which passes a small current on its way to light up a little LED. Rather than making a pact with the KING OF HELL (Duhn Duhn DUHN!), I just use the seals of the angels or goetic spirits, placing them across the electrodes and letting them temporarily power the LED. The LED projects upwards through a Magic Circle burned into the cover, in which I usually have my Crystal Ball. The other day I used it for other purposes.

I have a mini-cabal of would-be magicians I work with. Some are learning the basics of Hermetic occultism (Pre-Golden Dawn), others I’m initiating using Goetic entities (think of it as the Saturn initiation between Malkuth and Yesod on the Kircher tree). This second group was meeting and requested some magical support for an operation they were working on, but they were doing it well after I planned on being asleep. I set up The Box with an appropriate spirit, the Archangel of the Sun for this rite, placed a photo of the guy that was leading the rites over the LED, and left it there. Reports from the rites were very positive.

Overall after reading up on the Tepaphone and understanding what it is that it’s designed to do, I think my Box is at least in keeping with the spirit of the device. Space doesn’t seem to be an issue. In a way, passing the current through the seal is sort of like the pact between the Grand Master of the black Lodge and Satan in the story.

I’m thinking of a new version of the Box. I’m thinking of creating a copper coil that the current would pass through, and have the magnetic field going up through the focus point, and the light down below passing up through a lens to the subject plate. Any item could be placed on the plate to be “charged” with the “fluid” of the spirit. For the Venusian Spirit Bottles, I’m “charging” the herbs using Haniel of Venus. Then when we place them in the spirit bottle assigned to the Goetic Duke, they have an added incentive to work with the magician.

Time to wrap this rambling thing up. I’ve been writing it off and on throughout the afternoon, and it’s headin’ home time.

Well, faithful readers, I got an IM from a friend asking if I LIVE. I assure you, I am alive. I’ve been particularly not-interested in sitting at my computer lately. Spring is Springing, and I’ve returned to my garage when I have time to. I also had my washing machine break down over the weekend, requiring some moving and rearranging of stuff that I had stored across creation. One should always have a spare washing machine stored somewhere, imho. The weird thing is that I started to take apart my old machine as if I would be able to fix it. I had the top off and the internal basin about removed when I realized I would have no idea what to do next when I got the basin out. If I could get the basin out. At that point it made more sense to get the other one out of storage.

I don’t know where I get the idea that I know how to figure out whatever I set my mind to. I mean, in magic it’s pretty easy. If you want to know something about anything, chances are Agrippa’s written about it somewhere, and Google can fill in the blanks. And at this point in my magical career, I have a really good relationship built up with the seven governors of the seven planetary realms, the demons of the Goetia, and hell, even the Enochians. I have a lot more resources for magical information than I did three years ago, and most of them aren’t physical.

But this can-do attitude of mine, a definite boon, can have its drawbacks. I end up having stuff all over the house that I’ve taken apart and realized later that I had no business taking that apart…  And I clean it up, eventually. I have managed to scrounge a lot of copper and tin and other odd bits of metals for mercury talismans out of electronics as a result. But still. I don’t know how to fix the laptop. I might think I do, but I’ll likely only break it more. I don’t need to take it apart and play with it.

Yes, I am trying to convince myself, and no, it isn’t working.

Anyway, I’m alive and well. I quit one of my jobs and am now looking for a way to make some extra money. You can expect to see some updates on things that I sell in the near future as a way to make up for some of the lost income. The problem is, I don’t make nearly as much for an hour of time spent making something magical as I do at my day job. I’d need to charge more than the stuff could possibly sell for to make a profit in this niche market. That explains to me why Chris Warnock’s talismans are so expensive, not only are they pretty and really effective at magical work, but they take a lot of time to make, both for him to set up the elections, and for his jewelry guy to design and develop the molds.

By the way… All you cheap bastards that think we should give away our knowledge and learning for free, everyone who thinks spiritual teachings are OWED to you by the people that spent years researching, practicing their art, and developing methods of passing on the information: KISS MY ASS. You’ll spend $107 per credit hour at the local community college, $780 per credit hour at a medical school, but you’ll tell me it’s unethical to charge someone to teach them how to conjure Raphael. How in the fuck are we supposed to support ourselves while we spoonfeed you cheap assholes the fruits of years of our intensive studies? You want it free? Go read the source material and put it together yourself. You’re not obligated to buy anything I sell. I tell people where it is for free all the time on my blog. Joe Peterson’s site is beautiful. Take the years it takes of using the material and figuring out what cross references are being made, experiment with the demons and angels, and figure that shit out on your own. The experiences you get will be worth thousands of dollars of teachings you can get from master magicians. Do the Work yourself. No one’s telling you you have to buy it from people like me or Jason to get the results.

Fuckin’ freeloaders.

Ok, end of rant. I meant to post on that last week, but I got distracted.

So anyway, yes I live. I will be publishing more often now that half my workload is gone.

This weekend I’m heading to the local Sheraton for a well-deserved vacation. It’s not much, but it’s going to be fun. I’m burnt out and exhausted, and dammit, I deserve this.

So the question is…

Why is it just one weekend? If I’m this great and powerful magician, why the fuck aren’t I living that lifestyle all the freakin’ time?

Answer:

I haven’t done the Work. TANSTAAFL. Fr. S.L. recently began a conversation with me about material manifestations and the cube of space. Most of it is over my head, because he’s smarter than I am. I had to beg off in the middle because I’d spent 10 hours in front of a computer monitor at work already, and my eyes were burning. I didn’t have the bandwidth to keep up. My brain was fried by all this other crap I deal with all day long. And it doesn’t look like it’s going to end any time soon.

So. What am I going to do about it? The Lottery thing hasn’t worked. I need better communications. I tried a pendulum, but I couldn’t get into the swing of things. (BH, that one’s for you.) I felt like I was just hanging there, going in circles. My son came in during the ceremony (BAM! Hi Dad! Oh, are you talking to Angels? Sorry! BAM!). The numbers I thought I had confirmation on from the pendulum didn’t come up. :sigh:

So, it’s back to the drawing board. A friend made a suggestion on the lottery-genius-conjuring thing, and I’ll try that, even though it doesn’t make any sense logically. At least not any different sense logically. I won’t have my stuff to get the genius name with me tonight, so I’m just going to buy a regular old ticket and see how that works, no magic to speak of.

I’ve got another technique I’m going to work on as well, but it takes a couple of weeks of preparatory consecrations and prayer, and then the manifestation begins to occur.

And I’m going to start online classes in magic. Something interactive, audio-visual, maybe a decent studio setup and web sharing and stuff like that. Start with the Modern Angelic Grimoire, and throw in some other stuff. I’ll be finishing my book in the next couple of months, an introduction to spirit work for the beginner-to-moderately-advanced practitioner, and I’ll send that off to the publishers. I’ve also got some other things in my sleeves that I might turn into a profitable venture come this Spring and Summer. the goal is to not have to work anymore after Summer. At least, not more than three days a week.

I’ll keep you posted here.

Ok, talked to Von Faustus. I’m not talking about the Shadow in my Shadow post, I’m talking about something else he called the Unified Adept that is both Tyrant King and Benevolent Dictator. Seems this other Shadow the Fresno crowd was talking about was based on some psychological theory put forth by some dude named Jung.

Ooopsie!

My friends in Fresno, Gimel, POS, and Von Faustus, have been blogging about the Shadow lately. POS went to Pantheacon and had a pantastic time, but also participated in a rite with Sam Webster’s OSOGD group that has had him aware of his “shadow” in repressed sexuality. Gimel mentions dealing with 20-year-old suppressed anger as being part of a shadow-issue. Von Faustus lists some culty madness as being shadowy weirdness that is “strange or just plain scary.”

I might be seeing a common thread among the posts because I lump them together (loosely) into my “Fresno Friends” group in my mind. They may or may not consciously or unconsciously be referring to these things as part of “The Shadow.” I don’t know.

I asked POS what he meant by the Shadow. His response was “everything we reject that maybe we shouldn’t.” (I got permission to quote him.) At first I was happy, because this is closer to what I think when I think of the Shadow, but as we talked, I realized that to him it’s those things that are repressed, like sexuality, or things that are feared, like being afraid of showing your true self. The Shadow is, to him, the realm where good things get shoved because of fear or repression (social or religious programming that something is bad and shouldn’t be talked about, expressed, or pursued). I’m paraphrasing and presenting my own interpretation of what he said, and I hope he corrects me if I’m wrong.


So basically, my Fresno Friends see the Shadow as something “bad.” Things that “shouldn’t be” are “shadowy.” It’s bad, it’s bad, it’s bad. 


I don’t get it.


The Shadow, to me, is a beautiful thing. It is dark, mysterious, powerful. It is the potential, the void from which all things spring. It is the absence of light which hides the greatest mysteries. It’s not a realm of repression or rejection or fear, it’s a realm of possibilities. 

That’s magic. The “Occult” is, in a way, a manifestation of the Shadow. It is the realm of hidden knowledge. We have to put together the clues to get the whole picture. Whether East or West, we get introductory pieces, advanced pieces, supernatural pieces, and it all falls together in a moment of Eureka! that leaves us empowered and awestruck, endorphins pumping, satiated for the moment in a way that can’t be described. It’s beautiful.

And impossible without the Shadow.


What is a magician’s Shadow? Is it the equivalent of the “Qlippoth” of the Kabbalistic world view? The dwelling place of all the negative, evil, bad, “shouldn’t be” side of our mysterious “selves?” I don’t think so. Like I said before, it’s powerful, and beautiful. It is unknown, unexplored, but not merely the shit bag of “subconscious” psychological issues, or the twisted, manipulative, evil manifestation of an idea or concept.



The Shadow self is your self enthroned and benevolently dictating your universe. It is you pursuing the things that make you happy, whole, complete. It is you acknowledging and fulfilling the desires for things without being ruled by them. It is you dominating the people around you for their own good because they aren’t doing it themselves. It is you taking responsibility for your universe. It is you free from condemnation or misinterpretation, or anyone’s judgment. It is you above the law and beyond consequence.


The Shadow can be a terrifying thing. It is ultimate power, and shining a light on it doesn’t make it go away, it simply hides it for a bit. Take away the light, and there it is, everywhere. Sort of like the Monad. Take away the matter of the universe, and all that’s left is that invisible substrate that forms, connects, and manifests everything. Exploring the Shadow, we find the secret things that are hidden by God. Proverbs 25:2, the Proverbs of Solomon, “It is the glory of God to conceal a matter, But the glory of kings is to search out a matter.” The King is the Shadow. The Magician is the Occult King of the Earth, ruling his universe from the invisible world.


Don’t be afraid of the Shadow. The power, the responsibility, the weight that comes from being directly responsible for everything that befalls you… that’s nothing to call “evil.”

For the record, if you get riches from Bune, you don’t have to send me the 10% (thanks anyway though, Scott). The deal is that he brings you the riches, and he brings me the ten percent. He gets face time with the public, a little free advertising, and you guys get riches. That’s the “pact” if there is one. It’s nothing formal, just sort of a way to have fun with magic.

You know what, fuck that last post. I’m not sorry. Just because I fucked up doesn’t mean shit. The first thing I did when I realized it was Work some magic. Because that’s what I am. In two weeks, I’ll be sitting pretty or doing something else.

A while ago, I wrote a rant called What the Hell is Going On?

Since then, I’ve taken a second job. The way things work out, I’m working a lot more hours a week, but getting paid double what I was making before.

I also now have to drive to work every day. I have to go to an office with people in it. I sit in a cube again. I go to conference rooms filled with middle-level managers trying to understand how their teams integrate to produce a product. They aren’t very good communicators. Smart folks, but … stupid communicators. They don’t know what other people need to be able to do their jobs. And I after long frustrating days filled with managing delays and ignorance, I get in a car and spend an hour with my foot on the brake the whole way home on the interstate.

It’s stressful. It’s distracting. I haven’t done nearly as much magic as I used to. I used to be able to sit and research all day and practice all night, pretty much, and still have time for my family. Now, I spend ten hours a day doing really stupid shit, and then I’m exhausted when I get home and sleep for an hour or so, and then I’m still ruminating about the day’s stupidity throughout the night. It sucks.

So, to all of you that I said, “Why is it that magicians don’t do magic!?” in disgust, I apologize. It’s because you’re busy doing stupid shit. I understand now.

But the fact remains that it isn’t necessary. Magic can get us out of this shit. We just have to figure out the means to accomplish it. So far my magic has gotten me better and better paying jobs. I’m making six figures now. The trouble is, I’m working too much to enjoy my life. That’s not what I wanted. The lotto would be ideal, but there’s a lot of stuff to take into account.

I conjured the Genius of the time/place of the MegaMillions drawing last Friday, and I couldn’t make out the numbers he was telling me. Or maybe it’s rigged, and they draw a bunch of numbers and only show the one that doesn’t win so the jackpot gets bigger.

I did manage to hit one of the numbers drawn, which won me exactly nothing. I would have settled for five and “only” won $250,000. But when I was trying to get the numbers, the spirit faded in and out, and I couldn’t still my mind enough to focus on what it was saying. The numbers I ended up with, apparently, came out of my own brain and wishful thinking, not from the spirit. Or maybe the spirit couldn’t tell me because it doesn’t work that way. I don’t know.

Anyway, I’ll be trying again tomorrow. I don’t need a lot, just enough. What I really need is better spirit vision, which I used to have. Back when I spent every day conjuring spirits and working with them more than with people in stupid flesh suits. Feh. Now I’m all grumpy, just thinking about next week. I’m going to meditate.

In Software Project Management, we develop software applications or database schemas based on requirements. Requirements are identified by business needs. Say Management needs to be able to see how well one product has sold for the past twenty-five years to decide whether to continue pushing it during the recession. They describe the report they want to see to the person that manages the data. When you begin to plan the development project, you start with your business case, establishing why it’s necessary to have whatever you’re developing. You detail the scope (it’ll go back 25 years, not 50, or it will include only these products, not those), and you use your scope and your business case to build out your “requirements.” Requirements become Design Specifications, and the Design Specifications become the software code that extracts specific data from the database and sends it to the report tool that shows the Management guys what they need to see. The quality assurance team develops Test Plans from the Requirements, to make sure the finished product does what it is supposed to and fulfills the business need.

So Requirements are important things to identify. You can’t develop something efficiently without knowing what it’s supposed to do.

But there’s another piece that must be included: ASSUMPTIONS. Assumptions list the things that the developers and project managers don’t know, but have to be true for the Requirements to be valid, and the code to do what it’s supposed to. Like, in the example above, we would assume the Management knows how to read the report, or that the report tool is already there and that we know how to load the data into the report tool already and we won’t get to the load stage and run into a brick wall because by the way, management wants you to use Crystal Reports to generate an Adobe PDF to present the data, not an Excel spreadsheet. Didn’t we mention that? Documenting the assumptions provides a means to say, look, this is what we’re assuming is true before we begin, so if it ain’t right, you’d better tell us now in the early stages of the project before we hit that wall.

The Grimoires don’t have an assumption list. They have the requirements listed fairly well (on the ninth hour of the night, you can conjure spirit X using sigil Y and God Name Z). They have the Specs detailed (9 foot circle, gold talismans for solar work, silver for moon, etc). They have the scope (this spirit gets you that result, not the other).

But they don’t have the assumptions listed. They don’t tell you that, oh, for instance, that you’d better have received a baptism of the Spirit before you try to step foot in a circle and try to tell a Goet what to do.

I posted a picture a while back of a dude parachuting into a pool in a jungle surrounded by crocodiles and labeled it a magician without K&CHGA working Goetia. It was somewhat tongue in cheek. However, there is a spiritual transformation that has to take place in a person before they are ready to be playing with the spirits of the Goetia and getting the kinds of results I and many others receive. You need something like K&CHGA. You need the empowerment of the ten angels of the spheres listed in the Circle of the Goetia. You need all that, but you need a rebirth.

You were born into a world of blood and sweat and tears. You excrete and exfoliate. You drip and drop bits of your flesh wherever you go. That body you walk around in is literally falling apart. And you think that’s you. When my kids are bickering, one will touch the other to annoy them, and they’ll say, “Quit touching me!” They don’t know that their bodies aren’t them. They don’t get that they’re eternal spirits in a temnporary flesh suit. Bill Cosby says they’re brain damaged, but I think it’s something more than that.

We identify from birth with our body. Keeps us alive. That’s a good thing. But it doesn’t get us ready to conjure spirits. What that takes is a vision of the Universe that reveals Who we are and What we are, and what our place in everything is.

Plotinus calls it reclaiming our Race and Value. He recommends contemplation of our Source to remember that we are eternal. It takes an understanding of what you need to contemplate of course, your source being prety far removed from your flesh. I suggest reading Iamblichus to understand how bodies and spirits and gods and daimons all interact together. I think meditating on what a Hero is in Iamblichus is awesome for people to get towards the spiritual rebirth.

But there’s more to it. You need to get the shit knocked out of you. You need to see it, see eternity laid out in front and behind you, see the hierarchies of spirits in all their glory, each working on their assigned tasks. The HGA can do that for you. Baptism in the Holy Spirit can do that for you. The empowerments of the tantrickas seem to have done it well for Jason.

If you haven’t, then leave the Goetia alone. You’re going to run into a wall. You won’t get the results you’re looking for, you’ll think magic is bunk, or worse, you’ll end up stirring up crap and starting a new chain of stupid horror stories about the Goets that aren’t true for anyone with the balls to look for the unlisted assumptions.

Stick to the Angels, they’ll get you where you need to be, and they can do most of what the Goetia spirits can do, eventually. Remember, the Emerald Tablet has you rise first, and then return to the Earth in Power. Too many people want to just have power on Earth without rising through the spheres. It doesn’t work that way.