Posts by frredactumopus

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  • NYNY: Doing Something Nice… For Myself?

    Man…

    I look at the writing prompt for the New Year New You Experiment this week, and I’m all… whoa, WTF, Deb? Do something nice for ME?

    I can’t even think of anything that would be nice to do for myself…

    [pause to go re-read Deb’s Prompt]

    Ok, so I went back and re-read the list of things she suggests for pampering yourself, and I think I maybe might have possibly figured out what the problem is…

    I already do all that stuff, whenever I want to. 

    * A salted caramel hot cocoa from Starbucks at a bookstore where you look at French Vogue and pretend you’re part of GossipGirl

    I got a Caramel Frappuccino last time I went to Target and just sat and drank it there in the store, browsing through the blogs on my phone, enjoying that I’m awesome amongst the awesomest friends and co-Workers.


    * A bottle of Prosecco, bread, fruit, cheese and dried meats and your favorite book.

    Literally had a plate of jalapeno jack, peperoni, and the fancy crackers (not the Ritz, the ones in the box that only have a single row that they sell above the cheeses) just two nights ago.


    * An hour playing a video game you never have time for

    Bitch, please! I’ve always got an hour for video games! That’s how I stay sane! Dead Island is my current favorite, I just can’t seem to get into MW3, and Skyrim takes some commitment.


    * Going to a yoga class and then feel smug about the sundae you eat afterwards.

    Heh, I don’t go to yoga classes, but I DID buy myself a gallon of Rocky Road last time I was at the grocery store, and actually got a couple bowls before the kids murdered it.

    * Buying yourself a small luxury item just because (flowers, cashmere socks, a favorite magazine, a new lipstick).

    I bought myself a Sonic Screwdriver the week before Christmas, just because sonic screwdrivers are cool.

    * A car ride in the countryside with your favorite music playing

    I take the back roads home on the way home from work when I want that.


    * A long bath

    I prefer showers, the kind where you ever so slightly make it warmer a little at a time until you’re standing in almost pure hot water, right where you know if you go a little further you’ll end up all Two-Face:

    And I did that Monday, for like an hour.

    * A pedicure (it’s good for boys too, I assure you)

    For real, I gave myself one last night before reading her list of suggestions. My son had gotten my spouse one of those foot-callous remover things for Christmas, and I totally used it and trimmed my nails and rubbed my feet with balm.

    * A mini marathon of your favorite trashy telly show with your favorite indulgence (smoking, drinking, junk food, etc.)

    Spent a while last night watching Warehouse 13, Doctor Who (the Tom Baker episodes), and Torchwood on Netflix while eating a whole tub full of reheated roast beast with mashed potatoes and gravy.

    So… yeah, I don’t know if this counts or not.

  • On Visible Conjurations

    Fraters Ashen and Cecchetelli, two magicians who I respect highly as individuals and co-Workers in the divine sense, have recently posted their views regarding the visible appearance of spirits to magicians when performing grimoire magic. I do not disagree with any of their statements or conclusions, but I do have concerns about their emphasis on the visibility of spirits and the ability to clearly hear the spirits speak.

    Mr. Ashen has made it clear that he doesn’t believe your average guy walking down the street, peeking in through a window during a conjuration is going to see the spirits the magician sees during the rite. I’m pretty sure Mr. Cecchetelli would also agree that the things the magician “sees” during the ritual are not necessarily going to be seen by anyone else standing in the room with him.

    Mr. Ashen presents a cogent theory about why this happens. If you don’t have the framework to mentally process the presence of the spirit, you don’t see it. He gives the following example:

    An excellent story I heard from my
    anthropology class was about a researcher who went to investigate the
    powers of a shaman somewhere in the south Asian jungles. The shaman was
    curing an afflicted boy who’s disease was caused by a local demon the
    village people said. …. During the exorcism, the tribes folk all saw
    the demon fly out of the boy and break a limb of a tree with its body as
    it left. The anthropologist was present, felt strong winds arise and
    witnessed the breaking limb but could not see the demon…. A great case
    study as I recall, the researcher was amazed and quite disturbed but
    didn’t have the “aptitude” or mental language to see the spirit
    directly.. In the realm of hypnosis and mental/unconscious comprehension
    … You see this a lot.

    And this is why I’m concerned about the emphasis: if you don’t have the ‘aptitude’ or mental language to see the spirit directly, you will not see it.

    Most people simply do not have that aptitude when they begin practicing magic. Mr. Ashen talks about how his ability to “see” and “hear” the spirits grew over time. He didn’t start out seeing and hearing spirits clearly. Mr. Cecchetelli also talks about how he had been doing magic for a while before he began to see and hear the spirits. No one, not even Lisiewski believes the spirits are going to be visible to everyone during a
    conjuration. There’s too much evidence to the contrary in the grimoires
    themselves, and all through the historic source material of the
    grimoires, and in our personal experiences with the spirits. The spirits
    appear only to the magician conjuring them, or their scrying
    assistants.

    The ability to see and hear the spirits comes, in my experience, after you’ve started contacting the spirits. The more time you spend with them, the more you become like them. As you reclaim your divine heritage and come to terms with your role in existence, you get the senses you need to be able to interact with your spiritual co-creators in the hierarchy of spirits that manifest the World. The Great Work transforms you from a lump of mostly flesh and bone with some basic urges to survive and a curiosity about this whole “magic” business into a consciously aware Creator and Maintainer of your existence, the half-god, half-human fulcrum between the manifest and unmanifest realms who ascends to the heavens and returns in power to create their world.

    It’s a process. You develop the skills to see and hear the spirits over time.

    And until you do, you aren’t going to be able to see anything, or hear anything. That doesn’t mean your results aren’t real. If you set your expectations at the outset of your conjuration endeavors at visible appearance and audible voices, you’re going to fail. If you reject all your experiences that aren’t in line with this expectation, you’ll reject everything that happens that leads to the ability to see and hear the spirits.

    I’ve talked to people who have performed the very strict requirements of the Lemegeton’s Goetia, including the making of the lion skin belt, who have had visible and audible manifestations of the spirits. I’ve also talked to a few people who bought the lion skin and made the belt the way the grimoire says who experienced absolutely nothing. It’s not the belt that makes the magician.

    I’ve never made or used a lion skin belt. The system I use is based on the Art of Drawing Spirits into Crystals. I reduced the complexity to write up the Modern Angelic Grimoire and provide new magicians with everything they need to perform effective conjurations the same day they buy the book. I did so because it’s most important to me to get more people doing magic.

    When I perform conjurations, I use an even more modified adaptation of the Modern Angelic Grimoire. I use a cigar box that I’ve got wired up to light an LED after the current passes through a metal talisman placed across two electrodes poking up through The Box. The LED lights up my crystal ball, which rests on an bezel. The crystal ball sits in the center of the Table of Practice from the Modern Angelic Grimoire.

    I’m so far removed in my practice from the original Art of Drawing Spirits into Crystals that I doubt whoever wrote it originally would be able to discern that I based my practice on that manuscript.

    Yet I have used this method to conjure spirits across the spectrum of Hermetic spiritual hierarchies to visible and audible appearance. I have “actually witnessed the poundings on the wall,
    flashes of light, smells, moans, screams, voices, and visible appearance
    of a spirit,” as Mr. Ashen puts it, even though my methodology is vastly different from his. I’ve felt that divine bliss Mr. Ashen attempts* to describe towards the end of his post.

    But I will still tell my students that these phenomena do not matter, at least, at first. They are not required for successful magic, and poltergeist activity does not guarantee you’ll get the things you’re Working towards in your conjuration. What good is it to have a haunted house if you’re not getting any Work done?

    And I have yet to meet any magician who has experienced this stuff from the very beginning of their work, although I’ve met plenty of magicians who spent hundreds on lion skins and made their belts to specification who had as much to show for their efforts as someone who printed out a Table of Practice and a Lamen and used a coffee mug full of colored water to scry into.

    Yet I also understand why he says, “To me, its a cop out, I smile yet feel sorry for the new magicians who settle for these words.” 

    It does sell the whole experience short to say that this stuff “doesn’t matter” at all. It is important, nothing transforms your perspective on what we’re doing with magic quite like a visible and audible spirit manifesting in front of you. The idea that this stuff never happens, or should never be expected by the magician at best robs the student of the possibility of something cool, but at worst leaves them completely unprepared for when it actually happens. I personally believe that if you spend time conjuring spirits, sooner or later you will see and hear some weird shit. 

    And that’s awesome.

    If you want that kind of result, if you require that level of manifestation to overcome your doubts about the veracity of your practice, and these particular manifestations in your mind will serve to prove to your skeptical self that you really are experiencing the spirits and not just imagining things, then by all means, go for it. I would advise that you temper your expectations, and not take failure to see the visions or hear the voices right off the bat as a reason to give up. Keep at it, and sooner or later you will see enough to believe.

    And frankly, the closer I’ve gotten to the actual instructions in the grimoires, the more manifestations I’ve seen. Mr. Ashen made me an ebony wand to the specifications given in the Art of Drawing Spirits into Crystals, and when I use it, the air is filled with power from the moment I pick it up, and the visions of the spirits in the crystals come through with more clarity than when I do not. It’s like I don’t have to try as hard to see what they’re trying to show me.

    But to me, the proof of your magical effectiveness is not found in the visions or sounds you hear during a rite. The proof is in the transformation of your life, and the consistency of your results over time.

    * I say “attempts” only because it’s precisely the kind of experience that can’t be described accurately; Mr. Ashen does as good of a job at describing it as is humanly possible.

  • Cosmic Currents Flowing Toward Increase

    In other news, having passed the Winter Solstice, the days are getting longer. PLVS LVX, I said in the last post, More Light. That’s a good thing for those of us stuck in the cold bleak wintery regions of the planet*.

    Jupiter went Direct today, or it will sometime if it hasn’t yet. Months of retrograde are gone, and we can again tap into the current of his blessings and expansion and have it be without detriment. This is good.

    And the Moon is now Waxing. The time of the Unmanifest passing into the Manifest realms is upon us.

    In the darkest hours of the coldest season, the momentum of the world shifts, and slowly begins to flow in new directions.

    This Thursday, in other words, is a really good time to start doing some Jupiter Manifestation magics. Also, it’s a good time to start that whole “Getting in touch with your HGA consciously” thing.

    Do magic.

    Create your world.

    Like a boss.

    * This year, not so bad. Sunny and warm right up til Christmas, the worst part was just the rain. I can handle cold rain. Global Warming: Terrible catastrophe, may bring the END OF THE WORLD, but also may bring Texas like weather to Baltimore. Gotta look on the bright side of things, yo.

  • Happiest of Hermetic Holidays

    So I had a tearful Christmas night. I was listening to Oh Holy Night on the radio on the way home from looking at The Miracle on 34th Street here in Baltimore, and I started tearing up when it got to this part:

    Long lay the world in sin and error pining
    til he appeared
    and the soul felt its worth
    a thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices
    for yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
    Fall on your knees
    Oh Hear the Angel voices,
    Oh night divine
    Oh night when Christ was born.

    It was the “Hear, the Angel Voices” part at first. Because you know, I Work with them. They’re awesome. They celebrated the night Christ was born, the choirs of the heavens filled the sky with the music of the spheres.

    But the more I thought about it, the more the song made sense to me on a deeper level. Long lay the world in sin and error pining, til he appeared, and the soul felt its worth. It’s the night the Logos took flesh to come down to the material world and show mankind once and for all there is no separation between Mankind and Godkind, that we are family, all twinkling manifestations of Light in Extension, and the darkness of the world cannot ever change that, no matter what we do.

    I talk a lot about how the Enneads of Plotinus showed me how the point of the Neoplatonists was to reclaim the divine race of humanity, to discover its eternal value. That’s the song’s central theme. And I got it, that thrill of hope, and weary with the state of things in this world, I too rejoiced. Yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.

    So we’ve made it through the darkest part of the year, and now the days will grow longer, and the Sun shall return to us again. Each day, there will be more light. PLVS LVX. More Light.

    I don’t know how you celebrated making it through the longest night this year. I do know a substantial number of you readers don’t celebrate the birth of Christ as the most awesomest thing evar, and I understand the many reasons for that.

    But however you celebrated this year, I hope it was beautiful.

    Now, get ready, because here comes the Sun.

  • Crisis!

    Frankincense prices are going to be going up. Stock up now.

    Also, if you live in areas where it will grow, consider planting some trees now. They’re in danger of being lost due to over-harvesting and global climate changes, and just bad farming techniques. I don’t think my area is warm enough year round to support them, but I’m going to try to raise some here. Maybe I can build them a shelter, or keep them in a greenhouse in the winter or something. Maybe global warming will change the climate enough to make it a viable crop around here, who knows.

  • Magic, Magic, Everywhere!

    So a friend posted something on FB about how great it is that pacifiers were invented, and I got one of those weird interests in it, and googled the history of pacifiers. I don’t know why it sparked my interest, but I just sort of figured they’ve been around forever because most parents learn on their own in the first couple of weeks that if you put your finger in their mouths, they stop crying and fall asleep. I figured humans have been using them for 10,000 years in one form or another, and I wanted to see what a neolithic pacifier might have looked like.

    It turns out the modern pacifier goes back to the 1600s, at least. And look at this:

    In England in the 17th–19th centuries, a coral meant a teething toy made of coral, ivory or bone, often mounted in silver as the handle of a rattle.[1] A museum curator has suggested that these substances were used as “sympathetic magic”[2] and that the animal bone could symbolize animal strength to help the child cope with pain.

    Magic. It’s everywhere. Why the fuck would I give a shit about the history of the human pacifier? I dunno. Seemed interesting at the time. And I found magic in it.

    This New Year, New You thing Deb’s doing is important. Radical transformation of your life through applied magic. Magic’s in the cracks and crevices of every aspect of existence because it’s how the universe works.

    And we have the privilege, the honor of being called to this, chosen to be magicians. Everyone doesn’t get that calling. Everyone doesn’t get shown the keys to the manifestation process of the universe. We’re a specialized elect group among humanity. Shamans, priests, magicians. We stand as the fulcrum between the worlds Above and the worlds Below, we speak things into being, encapsulating the invisible inspirations and ideas into symbolic form that take on layers of existence as they come down the chain of manifestation into being.

    That’s my model, anyway, basically the water vapor cycle. Ascend, condense, fall, evaporate, repeat, but it’s magic and not water.

    Whatever model works for you, use it. Create your world.

  • Losing Weight, like Magic

    Eighth Sphere magic is really good for weight loss. Last year around this time, give or take a month, I was around 220, and by the end of winter I was back up to around 230. Spring hit and I lost some weight, and I went on a diet, and I lost some more. I made it down to 217, and then started creeping back up until a month or so ago.

    Before Thanksgiving, I decided I wasn’t going to get fat this winter. I weighed myself then, and I was at 226. It was getting colder, and I knew I wouldn’t be doing much exercise, and the holidays were coming. So I did some magic, 8th Sphere style.

    I went into myself and raised my metabolism, ever so slightly. I did it by meditating on it for a couple of minutes. Pictured the chain of manifestation from the Idea world of the Nous to the manifest corpulence, and just sort of raised the vibration of the body manifestation current a bit so it would result in a slightly higher metabolism. You wouldn’t believe how very subtle the changes were. Sooooo subtle.

    And then I just went about my business. I ate holiday food, ice cream and pie and more pie, and cookies and cakes and egg nog til I was sick once, and then I had a little more pie, because I like pie.

    And this morning I’m looking in the mirror after showering, and I wasn’t disgusted by my front proportions. As much. So I weighed myself at work,* and I’m down to 213. Two weeks ago I was at 216. Considering the millions of calories I ate, I’ve got to say, not bad.

    Do I recommend it? No, it’s dangerous. Taking conscious control over shit that’s designed to be autonomous can lead to fucked up bullshit, like blown livers. I know how to fix anything I might fuck up, I go to Raphael of Mercury for shit I don’t understand about health, and he takes care of me, or clients. So having a strong relationship with the Archangel of Mercury leaves me with the confidence to make those kind of adjustments, in really small amounts, but I don’t advise it to anyone else.

    But man, it’s convenient.

    Pie.

    *I don’t own a scale. If I need to know how much I weigh, I’ll find one somewhere. If it’s that important. Oh, and work has a scale for their Biggest Loser contest, which they cancelled because the Virginia office and the Baltimore office were getting really evil with each other in the competition.

  • Business Booster Reports

    I suspect a lot of my friends and colleagues secretly think I’m insane when it comes to the Business Booster rites.* I charge $1,200 for it. That’s one thousand, two hundred dollars right there. Insane, right? Who’s going to invest over a grand in magic?

    Smart people. That’s who.

     I got this update today in my email:

    Just wanted to update you on progress. So far my productivity increased, I estimate it’s worth approximately 15,000 per year net income. I also just received word I will be receiving an additional 16,000 per year for some new areas of responsibility I will be taking on (requiring at most 4 hours of work per month). Overall [the Business Booster rite is] resulting in approximately a 15% increase in net annual income.  So basically if a person is willing to work hard,  and do the magic work, the business booster program is a no-brainer for wealth enhancement. 

    Your program has been great and I wish for others to tap into this financial method in these times of the tight economy.

    15% increase in net income? So if he invested $1,200, and he’s getting back $32,000, the Return on Investment (ROI=(Gain on investment-Cost of investment)/Cost of investment) the client saw is about 25:1. Not too shabby!

    Now, not everyone has the same degree of success. My initial trial run test subject increased his business by a lot more, while another client in very different circumstances saw very little in the way of wealth, although they did manage to break even (which was also a huge increase, as he’d been losing money before the rite).

    Another client brought me in at his business’s inception, and he’s still in the exploratory phase of launching the business. He hasn’t seen any large windfalls, but his success rate has been consistently high. He’s in FOREX trading, and with the volatility of the global economy, I understand his conservative approach. I’m saving up some money to invest with him when he gets things going, and then I’ll be blessing the FUCK out of his work. Weekly.

    But the people who have taken the rites seriously, done their part to draw down the powers and build on the foundation we lay down in the Saturn Rite have consistently seen really incredible increases in profit. 15-30% increases. In this economy.

    You better believe I do this for myself. Cha-Ching!

    And as word spreads among the business community (really slowly, because who’s going to admit they use angels to improve their business over a martini power lunch?), and the clients start getting bigger and richer, I’ll be able to charge more and more for this.

    Heh.

    Heh heh.

    Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    I love it when magic works like it’s supposed to. Like in the deal.

    * Probably for other things too, but that’s a thousand other posts.

  • NYNY: Prompt 1 – Make Way!

    GTFO the way, RO’s coming!

    That’s how I figure the universe feels whenever I start getting organized.

    The first prompt of the New Year, New You experiment is about Making Way, clearing out the old crap that stand in the way of whatever we’ve got planned.

    I posted three of my major projects I’d like to tackle this year, and when I stilled my mind enough to really think about getting started on it, my mind just sort of shut down. See, I’m a busy guy. A very busy guy. Back in April I started doing major Jupiter rites on a regular basis, and the expansion and flow of blessings came right in. A lot. And brought a lot of work with it.

    So I need to clear things out before I even have the space to think about starting anything new. The major things I’ve got to get done are finishing up the Red Work series of courses, and a ton of client work.

    I do, however, have a ton of work to do on my car and house…

    Actually, I have a ton of work that needs to be done on my car and house. There’s a difference.

    See, I’m not a mechanic or a handyman. I’m the unmechanic, the unhandyman. I tried to replace my broken window on my car last night and broke the door. So I have a broken window and a broken door now instead of just a broken window. I have holes in my walls from when I tried to fix the handrail on the steps. I have holes in my ceiling where the plaster fell down when I tried to fix the paint that had bubbled when my air conditioner’s condensation pump blew a hose. I have holes in the plaster on the walls in my living room from trying to hang curtains.

    I’m a writer, not Bob Villa. So I’m going to write some money-making stuff and pay someone else to do that shit. Know your strengths, know your weaknesses, and make your strengths support your weaknesses. For me, that’s writing paid copy.

    After I finish the Red Work series of courses, and the client work.

    Clearing out my headspace is a bit more difficult. I’ve got stress from work, and stress from home. My day job is in a precarious position at the moment because America’s Congress SUCKS MOTHERFUCKING DONKEY BALLS. My contract was cancelled because the automatic cuts that went into effect last time they couldn’t set aside their differences and run the country impacted Medicare, and my job was to come up with a way to save $10.2 billion. We were making progress, but not quickly enough, so they canceled the project and told Obama they’d save the $10.2 billion somewhere else. So I need to do some magic on that, and get something lined up to pay the mortgage next year that’s a little less sporadic than online occult sales.
    My home-based stress is just your normal father-of-three crap. November 21 is my son’s birthday, followed by Thanksgiving, my daughter’s birthday December 12th, Christmas, my spouse’s birthday January 14, and my other daughter’s birthday January 25th. I hate November through January. The stress has been known to overwhelm me.

    But the solution to this problem is to catch up on the client work. For example, by doing the Hermetic Diagnoses for other people, I travel the seven spheres and spend hours in contemplation and meditation, communing with the spirits. That in and of itself is really good therapy, and it melts the stress. Other client work will further get me done with stuff.

    So those are my plans for Making Way for the projects I have planned.

  • How to post links in comments

    With Deb’s New Year New You thing going around, people are posting links in google’s blogger comments that you can’t click on.

    I’m guilty of that. But I don’t like to have to select the link, hit copy, go to the browser address bar, hit paste, then hit go when I could just click a link.

    So here’s how to post a link in a comment on blogger:

    Type this:

    <a href=”

    Then paste your link.

    Then type this:

    “>

    you’ll have this:

    <a href=”http://link_address.com”>

    Or this:

    <a href=”www.link_address.com”>

    Now type the text that you want to link to the site. Like “My blog post participation.”

    then type this:

    </a>

    Altogether, you’ll have:

    <a href=”http://link_address.com”>My blog post participation.</a>

    And it will look like this in the preview of your comment:

    My blog post participation.
     

    And then you can add “HTML Programmer” to your resume.