Tag: RufusAstraCheck

Tag: RufusAstraCheck

  • Barbatos in 2009

    Well, ladies and gents, I’ve got some plans warming.

    The Invisible College is a thing I’ve spoken of before. I’m going to start using a blog I set up before to track how I use magic to influence my world. I’d like to invite anyone interested in writing posts for the blog to contact me, and I’ll add you to the list of authorized writers. I ask that only those who are comfortable talking about how they practically use magic to control their world contact me.

    The rest of this post is an example of what I would expect to see at the Invisible College Blog, only better written, more creative, and less rambling. I do tend to ramble.

    Barbatos in 2009

    I was looking through the Goetia descriptions today, and found this description of Barbatos:

    Makes you Dr. Doolittle, opens treasures sealed by magicians, divination, reconciles friends and those in power

    I know, where did I ever find such an awesome and detailed description of the spirit? From my spreadshet. One of the columns I have for the Goets is a quick-reference guide to their abilities.

    No, you can’t have it.

    Reconciles Friends and Those in Power

    Hey, that sounds like the kind of help a leader of the US might need after taking over from a bumbling Texan with more financial backers than brains who single-handedly pissed off most of the countries of the world over the last eight years. That’s also the kind of help I’d like to see get to work in Iraq’s Parliament, the Palestine-Israel situation, and Russia-Georgia.

    So, rather than experiment on my own country’s leadership, I’m going to start in the backwater nations. A quick Google news search tells me that there are ample opportunities for Reconciliations between those in Power in many parts of the world. How wonderful for me!

    I’m going to start with Somalia. The following dudes are having issues:

    President Abdullahi Yusuf Ahmed & Prime Minister Nur Hassan Hussein

    Granted, I don’t have a large amount of info on the background of their problems, but I don’t want to have to know. I want to gauge the effectiveness of Barbatos in bringing reconciliation between two political leaders. These dudes are the first target. I’ll find some others later to get a wider sampling. If it looks like Barbatos is good at bringing reconciliation without any major catastrophes as a result, then I’ll help Obama out in his efforts with Iran, Russia, and France. I’ll also target the GOP and the Democrats, see if we can get a little peace in congress so we can make some progress.

    Hmmm. Maybe I’ll look for a spirit that makes Wall Street people SMART for a change. 😀

  • New job, less blog time…

    Well, thanks to Bune, Och, and any other spirits that have worked on it, I’ve been enjoying a great new job. It’s only been three days, but they’ve been grueling. Getting used to waking up and going to a job again, every day, has been quite an adjustment. I’ve gone from shower-optional to business-formal. I have to buy some ties. I got a haircut. I even brushed my teeth (my breath TOTALLY stank).

    So I haven’t had much energy for blogging. I’ve been coming home, spending time with the kids, and then passing out when they go to bed. Last night I woke up at 11 and was up until around 2:00 a.m. catching up with online friends and working on my Enochian Table.

    I’ve made some progress towards finishing the Table for Enochian Work. I’m wood-burning the design into the top. I fucked up a bit, here and there, but following in Soror Gimel’s(1) Piscean ways, I’m considering it a “prototype.”

    If it looks too bad when complete, I will likely stain the whole thing ebony, and then use gold leaf for the letters. I think that would be totally beautiful when finished.

    The picture above is of the table earlier last night. The photo below shows where it’s at now.

    Now, for the feet… Well, I’ll make another post about that tomorrow. I’m tired.

    (1) The author of the My Gal blog; also known as the Grand Gardener of Gribbit Grove

  • Heading out to vote

    Ah! Blessed Libertas! Hail to thee, and all thy Works that have freed me from Evil Tyrrany! If it weren’t for Lady Libertas, we’d still be frickin’ Brittish. :shudder:

    Liberty, folks. Americans have bled and died for the right to vote. Support our troops, your bumper sticker reads? Get out and VOTE! Have an opinon on the candidates? Make it mean something, get out and VOTE! Earn a right to your opinion: Get the fuck out and VOTE!

    I don’t give two shits in a hat who you vote for. I mean, I have MY PREFERENCES, but you know, it’s the VOTE that makes being an American meaningful.

    For years I didn’t vote because I believed it didn’t matter. Either way, the corporations/special interests win. While that’s true to a degree, it’s just a cop out. I pontificated about my political stance and did NOTHING to make a difference. Voting might be the least effective thing you can do to champion your personal cause(s) in government, but it’s a hell of a lot more than I was doing. I don’t organize activist meetings, I don’t contribute to my favored candidates, I don’t even use my blog (much) to influence others to my perspective. I like to think Magic(k) transcends politics.

    But the least I can do is VOTE. So regardless of whether you’re a McSamite or Obamatic, get out and VOTE.

    FYI: I have very little control over what ads appear on my site. Fr. BH mentioned that an ad for a proposition that I don’t support popped up on his version of my page. I have since blocked that domain from advertising here, but God knows they’re pumping their money into Google’s adsense to influence folks. If you see ads for stuff that you don’t like, it’s not my fault. If you really want to hurt the people that are advertising things you don’t want to see, one sneaky method would be to click their links. Each click costs them money; the more they bid to get their ad displayed, the more it costs per click they get. When they run out of money, their ads won’t pop up anywhere. I’m sure they’ve got millions, so to implement this kind of strategy, one would need to click the ads a few hundred times.

    Just remember, I only display ads to make money. I don’t necessarily support, condone, or stand in opposition to the services, beliefs, or goals of those that pay to advertise here. If you see an ad that you don’t think belongs here, let me know and if I agree with you, I’ll block their domain.

    If you use Google ads to monetize your site: To filter ads, go to Google Adsense, Adsense Setup, and then click “Competitive Ad Filter.” Type the domain of the advertiser you don’t want to have access to your site in the big old text box in the middle of the page. There’s online help if that doesn’t give you enough detail.

  • New job, less blog time…

    Well, thanks to Bune, Och, and any other spirits that have worked on it, I’ve been enjoying a great new job. It’s only been three days, but they’ve been grueling. Getting used to waking up and going to a job again, every day, has been quite an adjustment. I’ve gone from shower-optional to business-formal. I have to buy some ties. I got a haircut. I even brushed my teeth (my breath TOTALLY stank).

    So I haven’t had much energy for blogging. I’ve been coming home, spending time with the kids, and then passing out when they go to bed. Last night I woke up at 11 and was up until around 2:00 a.m. catching up with online friends and working on my Enochian Table.

    I’ve made some progress towards finishing the Table for Enochian Work. I’m wood-burning the design into the top. I fucked up a bit, here and there, but following in Soror Gimel’s(1) Piscean ways, I’m considering it a “prototype.”

    If it looks too bad when complete, I will likely stain the whole thing ebony, and then use gold leaf for the letters. I think that would be totally beautiful when finished.

    The picture above is of the table earlier last night. The photo below shows where it’s at now.

    Now, for the feet… Well, I’ll make another post about that tomorrow. I’m tired.

    (1) The author of the My Gal blog; also known as the Grand Gardener of Gribbit Grove

  • Enochian Magic(k)

    When we heard DuQuette’s Enochian Vision Magick was out, Fr. POS and I decided to work on it at the same time, so we could compare notes. He and his gal have done some neat work on the Tablet of Nalvage. I mean, really neat. The letters are all carved by hand. Look at them. That’s really good work.

    So now I have to catch up. I got started on the Ring of of Solomon yesterday. Soror Gal gave me some pointers on how she made her rings out of Sculpey. I followed most of her advice, but I made my ring in two parts, and then when it was finished baking, I filed one side down of the ring part until it was flat. After gold-leafing it (and gluing the ring part back together where it broke because I was using “Ultra Light” Sculpey), I glued the square to the ring using wood glue.

    It’s not the most sturdy thing, but it will do until the paychecks start rolling in and I can buy some real equipment for making magical talismans out of the proper ingredients. I may not be Wade Coleman, or at least not for a while, but I’ll be getting the stuff to do the work he does. Maybe “Ugly Works” won’t have to be my motto for much longer.

    Anyway, I’ve got two pounds of beeswax and a nine-inch pie pan. I’m going to see how thick one pound is, and I hope I’ll have enough for both the Tablet of Nalvage and the Sigilum Dei Aemyth (SDA). Or however you spell it. I’m thinking of making the Tablet of Nalvage smaller if necessary. Nine inches of wax is cool for the SDA, but I’m only making a 12″X12″ table, I hope.

    While I really love DuQuette’s book, I’d rather use an SDA from an older manuscript. They’re much easier to draw. I don’t think Fr. POS would let me get away with that though. It would throw off our ability to compare notes as we go along.

    One nice thing about doing Work with other magicians is that you are kept to a particular standard. He and Soror Gal have set the standard pretty high with their meticulous recreation of the Tablet of Nalvage. I don’t want to learn the Enochian Alphabet. It’s graceful, and I can barely print legibly. But I will, for the sake of SCIENCE!!! Or at least for the sake of having something comparable to their excellent work.

  • Enochian Magic(k)

    When we heard DuQuette’s Enochian Vision Magick was out, Fr. POS and I decided to work on it at the same time, so we could compare notes. He and his gal have done some neat work on the Tablet of Nalvage. I mean, really neat. The letters are all carved by hand. Look at them. That’s really good work.

    So now I have to catch up. I got started on the Ring of of Solomon yesterday. Soror Gal gave me some pointers on how she made her rings out of Sculpey. I followed most of her advice, but I made my ring in two parts, and then when it was finished baking, I filed one side down of the ring part until it was flat. After gold-leafing it (and gluing the ring part back together where it broke because I was using “Ultra Light” Sculpey), I glued the square to the ring using wood glue.

    It’s not the most sturdy thing, but it will do until the paychecks start rolling in and I can buy some real equipment for making magical talismans out of the proper ingredients. I may not be Wade Coleman, or at least not for a while, but I’ll be getting the stuff to do the work he does. Maybe “Ugly Works” won’t have to be my motto for much longer.

    Anyway, I’ve got two pounds of beeswax and a nine-inch pie pan. I’m going to see how thick one pound is, and I hope I’ll have enough for both the Tablet of Nalvage and the Sigilum Dei Aemyth (SDA). Or however you spell it. I’m thinking of making the Tablet of Nalvage smaller if necessary. Nine inches of wax is cool for the SDA, but I’m only making a 12″X12″ table, I hope.

    While I really love DuQuette’s book, I’d rather use an SDA from an older manuscript. They’re much easier to draw. I don’t think Fr. POS would let me get away with that though. It would throw off our ability to compare notes as we go along.

    One nice thing about doing Work with other magicians is that you are kept to a particular standard. He and Soror Gal have set the standard pretty high with their meticulous recreation of the Tablet of Nalvage. I don’t want to learn the Enochian Alphabet. It’s graceful, and I can barely print legibly. But I will, for the sake of SCIENCE!!! Or at least for the sake of having something comparable to their excellent work.

  • The Pact

    To aid in not forsaking the vow, Brother Inominandum and I have decided to make a magical pact to lose 60 pound each by the end of the year.

    I feel sorry for him, personally. I’m going to win. (Not that it’s a contest…) I just bought a dog, and walking her will have me losing about 20 pounds in a month. Add to that the fact that he’s having twins and SOMEONE’s going to have to eat with his wife…

    Let’s just say he’s going to have it harder than I am.

    As of today I weigh 238 pounds. So come Dec. 31, I need to weigh at least 178,  although the ideal weight for me is 165 unless I work out.

    So we’re both going to use magic to get this done in addition to your normal stuff. Me I don’t diet. I hate diets, I’m no good at them. I can do portion control though, that’s not too hard. And exercise, I can play guitar hero on my playstation while I ride the exercise bike, so that’s like a no-brainer. I need another copy of Guitar Hero II though, the kids ate the last copy I had. (Actually, I think my old PS2 ate it. I’ve seen odd scratches on the disks that look like my PS2 itself is etching something into the disks.)

    So anyway, my plan is to work with Enochian Angels of the Fire tablet. Mostly just to get me more active and exercisey. I don’t want them to get rid of the weight for me, I want them to get me to get rid of the weight. Maintaining Exercise is the hardes part for me. My Taurean nature is earthy and I really like to sit. In a hole. In the Ground. A Lot.

    Mostly I need to get things in balance. So I’ll be asking my HGA before conjruing up fire Angels on a whim. I wouldn’t want to have them decide to take my lovely office with its wifi internet connection away to make me want to do something.

  • To god and His Spirits, I give thanks

    Goetic Magic rocks.

    Yesterday I got the final confirmation (a formality, really) that I will be starting a new job on Monday making a huge butt-load of cash. I’ve broken six figures now. So, thanks to Bune, thanks to my HGA, and thanks to God for revealing the path to financial well-being in spite of the economic down-turn.

    And Och has kept me in cash since I’ve engraved that seal on my ring. Like literally, my wallet hasnt been empty since engraving the seal. Partially because I don’t spend it all at once.

    So, yeah, money magic. Give a donation here, carve a seal on a gold band there, and burn candles to a Goetic spirit on occassion. And be patient. I was freakin’ out for a while there, but it didn’t help.

    Once again, I have found that you burn a candle to Bune and you get what you’re looking for within a couple of weeks. Maybe having the spirit pot for him to hang out in helps, I dunno. Whatever. I’m doing pretty well. Thanks.

  • Happy Halloween!

    Here’s the actual Post. Those who subscribe to my blog got the title in an RSS feed with no post because I hit Enter after typing the title instead of Tab. Blogger happily published the post. Title. I hadn’t even started writing yet. Sorry.

    Now, for today’s post:

    Hopefully you finished yesterday’s exercise. If not, do so before performing any of the following operations. It doesn’t replace K&CHGA, but it at least prepares you for what’s coming.

    This being Halloween, the day of the year when the veil between the worlds is thinnest, it’s a great day for Necromancy.

    I’m going to be conjuring Bune to make spirits appear on their sepulchres. I have a favorite graveyard where I’d like to perform the rite, but it’s out in the country, way the hell away from here. I’ll likely settle on building an astral image of a spooky old graveyard and performing most of the communications with him there… Although, it might be fun to have a spirit pop up on Poe’s grave while they’re doing Pennies for Poe here in Baltimore. Hmmmmmm….

    No, no, I’ll keep it serious.

    Ok, so here’s the deal:

    In the Lemegeton’s Goetia, you’re given the seals, circles, pentagrams, hexagrams, etc. that you need to perform the conjuration. The bad news is, you won’t have time to make them if you don’t have them. The good news is that you won’t be needing them to conjure Bune.

    Instead, you’ll need to perform the exercise from yesterday. When you’re done, read the descriptions of Bune from the Lemegeton’s Goetia AND from the Pseudomonarchia. Meditate on it for a while, imagine how he might look as described in the grimoire. Next, draw out Bune’s Seal.

    When you’re done, go back and read his description again. Draw the seal a couple more times. This time intone and vibrate his Name as you’re drawing it. When you’ve got it down nicely (it took me a couple of tries to figure out how to draw it properly proportioned), get a fresh, clean, never-used piece of paper, and draw it again. Write his name above it, intoning and vibrating it.

    On the opposite side, draw out the Pentagonal Seal of Solomon. Again, vibrate and intone the words as you write them in the corners of the pentagon, and as you draw the little seals. I start with “Abdia” and work around, then finish with “Soluzen” in the center. The last thing I do is write the Te-Tra-Gram-Ma-Ton around the Pentacle. I’ve speculated in the past that every time you see “Tetragramaton” in a ritual or on a seal, you should replace it with the actual “IHVH.” This isn’t possible for the Pentagonal Figure of Solomon. You need the Four-Lettered Name represented in Five syllables. It’s an important key to the system, this Four-in-Five (imho). You might be able to use YHShVH as effectively, but I’ve never tried it.

    Thread this paper and wear it as a lamen, with Bune’s seal facing your chest and the Pentagonal Figure facing outwards. I thought this was weird at first, but it works well, and you don’t really internalize the spirit, not any more than you do any other spirit when you conjure it. Having performed the exercise from yesterday, your sphere’s vibration will be humming along nicely, and the more materialistic vibe of Bune’s sphere won’t bring you down too much.

    Finally, use the Oration from the Pseudomonarchia to conjure Bune. Go on, go read it. I’ll wait. Hmmm, hmm-hmm-hmmmm. Ok done? Back already? Too Christian for ya? (Picture Fr. R.O. laughing his ass off.)

    Ok, for serious, it’s almost too Christian for me. I get serious chills reading it. It’s like Lon Milo DuQuette’s chanting ceremony in Enochian Vision Magic, a long series of prayer and God Names, but with a lot more begging God to grant you the authority to conjure the Spirit. I’ve only ever said it all the way through aloud once, Vibrating and intoning the God names as I went along, and man, by the time I was finished, the air was humming with power.

    The trouble is, I don’t agree with the doctrine it represents in the slightest. I think the parts where it says the spirits were “cast down” or “thrown out of heaven” are misrepresentations entirely. The Divine Pymander explains that the “Evil Daimon” is sent to the impious to lead them into temptation and distraction from God to punish them for forgetting their source by making them slaves to their possessions. (In writing, that’s called a run-on paraphrase, I think). Point is, the spirits are here, within the terrestrial realm like we are. The “Fall” is simply a reference to gaining more spiritual density as they approached the sphere of the Earth.

    Instead of going through all that, I suggest you perform yesterday’s exercise, draw the seal and the Pentagonal Figure as noted above, and then close your eyes and imagine yourself in a very detailed graveyard, standing within a circle containing the names and symbols from the exercise. Picture yourself standing before the grave of the person you want to speak with. See their name engraved upon the stone in your mind’s eye. See the inscription of the date of birth and death, if you have that information, or simply know you are standing before the grave of the person you seek to contact.

    Say something along the lines of the following:

    “Bune, thou spirit of the Lemegeton and the Pseudomonarchia, I [your name/motto here] conjure you to this land of the Dead by the most holy names inscribed within this circle. Come now from whatever part of the earth, under the earth, or upon whatever wind you ride to appear before me now. I conjure you here by the name Adonay, and by Hagios, O Theos, Iscyros, Athanatos; Paracletus, Alpha and Omega, and by these three secret names: Agla, On, Tetragrammaton, that you at once fulfill what I desire.”(1)

    In your mind’s eye, you should see him appear. If he doesn’t, then picture his seal (good thing you drew it so many times) beaming out from the lamen around your neck (you are picturing yourself wearing it, yes?). See the seal projected between yourself and the grave of the person you are seeking to communicate with. Vibrate and intone (or SING! – that’s for Mike) his Name, and as you do, see his Name form in flaming letters around his Seal. Really pump the Seal full of the power that resonates with his Name. Then repeat the conjuration, picturing the Seal transforming into Bune.

    I don’t think you’ll need that much, frankly. When I conjured him into the Spirit Pot, I just said, “Bune, are you here?” and heard a solid “Yes” in response, a thought that originated from outside my head, sort of from behind my ears on both sides. Like he communicates through the hippocampus part of the brain.

    When he’s present, say something along the lines of:

    “Bune, I have conjured you here to cause the spirit of [person’s name] to appear before me upon their sepulchre (that’s a grave). Will you do this for me now?”

    Bune will likely say he will, because he likes to do that kind of thing.

    Let him sort of fade into the background scenery, and look up on top of the sepulchre you’ve imagined. I see a little candle flame that grows in brightness, hovering above the stone. When it’s finished growing to whatever size it grows to, begin speaking to the spirit. “Are you [name]?” is a good place to start. If you’re a Christian, have it say “Jesus is Lord” to affirm it is who it says it is. Thelemites have success making the spirits say something out of the Book of the Law; Jews may have success having it swear by Tetragrammaton that it is who it claims to be. You can try banishing pentagrams, but I think they’re hokey, and you’d likely banish the spirit. Invoking pentagrams seems like a really seriously bad idea when working with the Spirits. I’m not GD, so I dunno what to tell you if that’s your thing.

    Assuming it passes the test, begin to talk to it about whatever it is you’ve conjured it for. Ask where that will was stashed, or who your real father was, you bastard.(2) Ask what he meant when he wrote that confusing chapter in the Three Books of Occult Philosophy, if you’re conjuring Agrippa. Ask who shot him if it’s JFK. Ask whatever you want to know, about the after life, the present, the future, whatever you think this spirit would be able to answer knowledgeably. I wouldn’t ask Marie Antoinette the finer points of calculus, but I might ask Poe to recite some of his more recent poetry, or ask Einstein what he thinks of Hawking’s theories about black holes. Not that I’d understand it very well, but still.

    When you’re finished, thank the Spirit for their time, and bid them to go in Peace. Thank Bune for his help, and bid him go in peace, bringing no harm to any you know or love, and remind him I still need that $7 million.(3)

    After you’ve done all this, take some time to ground yourself out. Perform that exercise again, to cleanse any death-vibes from your sphere that might be hanging around. Place the lamen somewhere and light a votive or tea light candle as a gesture of thanks to Bune. Take a bath. Brush your teeth. Play with your hematite, iron pyrite, steel blade, jet, obsidion, or amethyst. Roll them around between the palms of your hands, extending your awareness into them, picturing yourelf floating in the center of whatever stone you have.(4)

    Then come back and post your experiences in the comments below, or send me an email. If I include this post as a chapter in a book that ever gets published, I’ll throw your experiences in the “Anecdotes” appendix, with permission, of course.

    (1) Adapted from the Heptameron, see Joe Peterson’s notes on the Oration and Conjuration sections of the Lemegeton’s Goetia. Really, you should be familiar with how the orations go anyway.
    (2) Just Kiddin’! I’m sure you’re not a bastard. Not that there’s anything wrong with that if you are (you bastard)
    (3) Ibid. If you mention me during this rite, I’ll personally hex you so bad you’ll be dead by dawn. Then I’ll eat your soul.
    (4) If you’re using a steel blade, don’t roll it between your palms; that would be stupid. As in all magical rites, DON’T BE STUPID.

  • To god and His Spirits, I give thanks

    Goetic Magic rocks.

    Yesterday I got the final confirmation (a formality, really) that I will be starting a new job on Monday making a huge butt-load of cash. I’ve broken six figures now. So, thanks to Bune, thanks to my HGA, and thanks to God for revealing the path to financial well-being in spite of the economic down-turn.

    And Och has kept me in cash since I’ve engraved that seal on my ring. Like literally, my wallet hasnt been empty since engraving the seal. Partially because I don’t spend it all at once.

    So, yeah, money magic. Give a donation here, carve a seal on a gold band there, and burn candles to a Goetic spirit on occassion. And be patient. I was freakin’ out for a while there, but it didn’t help.

    Once again, I have found that you burn a candle to Bune and you get what you’re looking for within a couple of weeks. Maybe having the spirit pot for him to hang out in helps, I dunno. Whatever. I’m doing pretty well. Thanks.