For those who haven’t.

The Silver Key, by H. P. Lovecraft.

Soon you can expect a post on this. It’s a short read, worth the 15-minutes it took me.

And those already taking it…

I have received your requests and expressions of interest, and I am not ignoring you. I have been moderately overwhelmed lately, but I hope to get my shit together this weekend.

For those looking for pictures of the Cthulhu plushie, please see the Artist’s Blog Post where she talks about it. She’s got awesome sketches she’s done there too. Everyone should visit her sites and enjoy the mystical and magical Work she does.

To get pics off my camera, I have to plug it into a wall outlet, then plug it into the PC, then find the files, then copy-paste them, then upload them, blah blah blah. And my office is thoroughly trashed at the moment. Cthulhu fits right into the chaos. I’m still unpacking from the move a month or two ago. And seriously, as annoying as it is to read my whining about the work that goes into getting pics off my camera, that’s how annoying it is to have to do it. The cords are packed away, and I’m out of outlets near my PC. The camera cord has a huge transformer on it that takes up all the plug space on the thing (with the thing).

Susanne’s got the pics already up.

I am the proud owner of a hand-made Susanne Illes original piece of signed art. The Cthulhu Plushie! She also sent me a bunch of other awesome stuff that arrived last Saturday. It is SO cool. The kids want to play with it, but I’m sorry, it’s MY stuffie. Besides, they’ll bend it and ruin the signature, and that thing’s going to be worth beaucoup bucks some day. They have to keep their grimy little paws off it.

So the subject comes up on a list today, you can make planetary tinctures using radionics. I’ve actually been working on something like that using the Initiation into Hermetics technique of quenching red-hot gold in holy water to create a fluid condenser, then placing that over the LED in The Box with the appropriate spirit conjured and their Seal on the ‘trodes.

But what good is this planetary-charged fluid condenser? I mean, I can get some powerful vibes off the charged water using this technique, but… so what? I mean, I can put a vial of Venus water in Bune’s Spirit Pot. I can baptise candles for planetary magic. I can anoint my forehead for explorative mediations in the Seven Heavens. I can use it to Lube the Merkavah Chariot, or at least water the horses…

But big deal, you know? I already have seven planetary talismans that knock your socks off on my altar. It’s not like I make a lot of hocus-pocus stuff for people to use in their every day life. I have a planetary power generator, and it seems like it would be just AWESOME… if I could only think of something to use it for.

Anyone wanna buy some Planetary Tinctures? Low low rates. 😀

Or if you have any ideas for how this kind of thing might be used that I haven’t thought of, let me know. I’m thinking I could put them in mojo bags (I can put the charged water in these little brown glass vials), but again, what good would that do? I really don’t want a ton of mojo bags in my house.

Ok folks, I’m reorganizing the focus of the Invisible College. It is now a teaching organization, an International School of Hermetic Studies. If you’re interested in taking classes on your basics of true Hermetic magic, not the stuff that is based on Levi, Bardon, Theosophy, or the Golden Dawn, please feel free to contact me. The courses are outlined, and by the time you get to the lessons that haven’t been written, they will be available.

The class will consist of correspondence courses, primarily, and remote initiations. These initiations will consist of me conjuring an archangel to guide you into a a particular sphere’s influence. I’ll set up your picture over the Box during an appropriate astrological hour, and do that magic that I do so well. It won’t do diddly squat for you if you’re not doing the Work, but hey, them’s the breaks. Check out my products and services page as they become available. Each course will have prerequisites, because the intent is not to demonstrate that you’ve studied magic, it’s to make you a WORKING magician. there will be tests, grades, and the whole lot. Don’t waste my time if you’re not serious.

You will be doing magic using this course, early and often. You will not be performing LBRPs or Middle Pillars or other ritualized forms of the relationships you should be building. You will be doing the transformative Work that makes you a better person. It will hurt, sometimes, but you will emerge a more powerful, equipped magician in control of your life. Or at least in tune with the forces that are in control of your life to the point where it will appear to you and everyone else like everything that happens to you does so on purpose, and really, what more could you ask for?

You will also be conjuring spirits. You will develop the senses to see and hear them. You will have wealth, power, prosperity, love, joy, and true authority in all the things you do as a result of this course work. Whether you accept the responsibility to take on that authority is entirely up to you.

The Tepaphone!

Yes, I read about in Jason’s Blog. It’s a device used by a black lodge to kill people no matter where they are. It was described in a Bardon work of fiction. Can’t remember the name right now, the Magician Something That Starts With an F. Frabato! (I looked it up.) It’s a … well, it’s … Ok, it sucked, Bardon was ashamed of having written it, it reads a LOT like Crowley’s Simon Iff mysteries…

But that’s not the point!

The POINT is that he describes a nifty fluid condenser in the story. There are a lot of descriptions on the internet of what it is, but you can’t trust the internet descriptions. Some folks say it had a current going through it, others say it has copper coils, others say it definitely had a lens. Crap, now I can’t remember whether it had a lens or not. I have a copy though, and it starts being described on page 34.

It was the lodge’s most strictly guarded secret: a magical vibratory instrument which could emit fatal vibrations across any distance and constituted the deadliest weapon in the arsenal of the lodge.

If the picture or mumia of any human being or animal were placed at the focal point of the tepaphone’s vibrations, both the astral and physical bodies of that entity would be affected. Substances of any kind could be destroyed by this instrument from any distance. Furthermore, it served as a wireless transmitter of energy – something modern science could only dream about.Any kind of thought could be transmitted by the tepaphone as well. Finally, the device made it possible to cause nervous diseases and poisonings which puzzled the medical establishment. Typically, a picture or personal object was sufficient to establish contact with the intended victim – And remember, distance was of no consequence.

[… snip …]

The Grand Master now secured Frabato’s photo to the focal point of the tepaphone’s ray and ignited the fuel, a specially prepared mixture of high-percentage alcohol. At the same time, the other brethren formed a magic circle around the apparatus to begin combat telepathy by condensing the element of fire to the physical plane.

After this, Fabrato experiences the attack. He gets supernaturally heated, and is about to be cooked when he calls out to The Good and gets a messsage to avert with Water. He lives.

Again, not the point. From the description, there are no mentions of copper tubes, wires, electricity, or lenses. It is merely a device that includes a fuel source, and a focal point for the “vibrations” that could hold some form of sympathetic link to the victim. Later in the story, we learn that the tepaphone always worked because of a pact made with the King of Hell, no entity less than SATAN!!! (Duhn duhn duhn!)

So anyway, the tepaphone is your basic radionics box. I built The Box based on a vision I’d had of the Goetic seals being something like circuits, and the knowledge that spirits feed on electro-magnetic forces of some kind. Haunted places often exhibit geo-magnetic anomalies, and the things that would feed spirits who cause discomfort in their victims are usually triggered by the electromagnetic fluctuations of the amygdala. At least, these were the things that fed into the theory at the time. A conversation with an engineer friend confirmed my suspicions, and from there I built The Box.

Rather than having a group of magicians channeling the element of fire into the device, I use a metal seal, through which passes a small current on its way to light up a little LED. Rather than making a pact with the KING OF HELL (Duhn Duhn DUHN!), I just use the seals of the angels or goetic spirits, placing them across the electrodes and letting them temporarily power the LED. The LED projects upwards through a Magic Circle burned into the cover, in which I usually have my Crystal Ball. The other day I used it for other purposes.

I have a mini-cabal of would-be magicians I work with. Some are learning the basics of Hermetic occultism (Pre-Golden Dawn), others I’m initiating using Goetic entities (think of it as the Saturn initiation between Malkuth and Yesod on the Kircher tree). This second group was meeting and requested some magical support for an operation they were working on, but they were doing it well after I planned on being asleep. I set up The Box with an appropriate spirit, the Archangel of the Sun for this rite, placed a photo of the guy that was leading the rites over the LED, and left it there. Reports from the rites were very positive.

Overall after reading up on the Tepaphone and understanding what it is that it’s designed to do, I think my Box is at least in keeping with the spirit of the device. Space doesn’t seem to be an issue. In a way, passing the current through the seal is sort of like the pact between the Grand Master of the black Lodge and Satan in the story.

I’m thinking of a new version of the Box. I’m thinking of creating a copper coil that the current would pass through, and have the magnetic field going up through the focus point, and the light down below passing up through a lens to the subject plate. Any item could be placed on the plate to be “charged” with the “fluid” of the spirit. For the Venusian Spirit Bottles, I’m “charging” the herbs using Haniel of Venus. Then when we place them in the spirit bottle assigned to the Goetic Duke, they have an added incentive to work with the magician.

Time to wrap this rambling thing up. I’ve been writing it off and on throughout the afternoon, and it’s headin’ home time.

Well, faithful readers, I got an IM from a friend asking if I LIVE. I assure you, I am alive. I’ve been particularly not-interested in sitting at my computer lately. Spring is Springing, and I’ve returned to my garage when I have time to. I also had my washing machine break down over the weekend, requiring some moving and rearranging of stuff that I had stored across creation. One should always have a spare washing machine stored somewhere, imho. The weird thing is that I started to take apart my old machine as if I would be able to fix it. I had the top off and the internal basin about removed when I realized I would have no idea what to do next when I got the basin out. If I could get the basin out. At that point it made more sense to get the other one out of storage.

I don’t know where I get the idea that I know how to figure out whatever I set my mind to. I mean, in magic it’s pretty easy. If you want to know something about anything, chances are Agrippa’s written about it somewhere, and Google can fill in the blanks. And at this point in my magical career, I have a really good relationship built up with the seven governors of the seven planetary realms, the demons of the Goetia, and hell, even the Enochians. I have a lot more resources for magical information than I did three years ago, and most of them aren’t physical.

But this can-do attitude of mine, a definite boon, can have its drawbacks. I end up having stuff all over the house that I’ve taken apart and realized later that I had no business taking that apart…  And I clean it up, eventually. I have managed to scrounge a lot of copper and tin and other odd bits of metals for mercury talismans out of electronics as a result. But still. I don’t know how to fix the laptop. I might think I do, but I’ll likely only break it more. I don’t need to take it apart and play with it.

Yes, I am trying to convince myself, and no, it isn’t working.

Anyway, I’m alive and well. I quit one of my jobs and am now looking for a way to make some extra money. You can expect to see some updates on things that I sell in the near future as a way to make up for some of the lost income. The problem is, I don’t make nearly as much for an hour of time spent making something magical as I do at my day job. I’d need to charge more than the stuff could possibly sell for to make a profit in this niche market. That explains to me why Chris Warnock’s talismans are so expensive, not only are they pretty and really effective at magical work, but they take a lot of time to make, both for him to set up the elections, and for his jewelry guy to design and develop the molds.

By the way… All you cheap bastards that think we should give away our knowledge and learning for free, everyone who thinks spiritual teachings are OWED to you by the people that spent years researching, practicing their art, and developing methods of passing on the information: KISS MY ASS. You’ll spend $107 per credit hour at the local community college, $780 per credit hour at a medical school, but you’ll tell me it’s unethical to charge someone to teach them how to conjure Raphael. How in the fuck are we supposed to support ourselves while we spoonfeed you cheap assholes the fruits of years of our intensive studies? You want it free? Go read the source material and put it together yourself. You’re not obligated to buy anything I sell. I tell people where it is for free all the time on my blog. Joe Peterson’s site is beautiful. Take the years it takes of using the material and figuring out what cross references are being made, experiment with the demons and angels, and figure that shit out on your own. The experiences you get will be worth thousands of dollars of teachings you can get from master magicians. Do the Work yourself. No one’s telling you you have to buy it from people like me or Jason to get the results.

Fuckin’ freeloaders.

Ok, end of rant. I meant to post on that last week, but I got distracted.

So anyway, yes I live. I will be publishing more often now that half my workload is gone.

This weekend I’m heading to the local Sheraton for a well-deserved vacation. It’s not much, but it’s going to be fun. I’m burnt out and exhausted, and dammit, I deserve this.

So the question is…

Why is it just one weekend? If I’m this great and powerful magician, why the fuck aren’t I living that lifestyle all the freakin’ time?

Answer:

I haven’t done the Work. TANSTAAFL. Fr. S.L. recently began a conversation with me about material manifestations and the cube of space. Most of it is over my head, because he’s smarter than I am. I had to beg off in the middle because I’d spent 10 hours in front of a computer monitor at work already, and my eyes were burning. I didn’t have the bandwidth to keep up. My brain was fried by all this other crap I deal with all day long. And it doesn’t look like it’s going to end any time soon.

So. What am I going to do about it? The Lottery thing hasn’t worked. I need better communications. I tried a pendulum, but I couldn’t get into the swing of things. (BH, that one’s for you.) I felt like I was just hanging there, going in circles. My son came in during the ceremony (BAM! Hi Dad! Oh, are you talking to Angels? Sorry! BAM!). The numbers I thought I had confirmation on from the pendulum didn’t come up. :sigh:

So, it’s back to the drawing board. A friend made a suggestion on the lottery-genius-conjuring thing, and I’ll try that, even though it doesn’t make any sense logically. At least not any different sense logically. I won’t have my stuff to get the genius name with me tonight, so I’m just going to buy a regular old ticket and see how that works, no magic to speak of.

I’ve got another technique I’m going to work on as well, but it takes a couple of weeks of preparatory consecrations and prayer, and then the manifestation begins to occur.

And I’m going to start online classes in magic. Something interactive, audio-visual, maybe a decent studio setup and web sharing and stuff like that. Start with the Modern Angelic Grimoire, and throw in some other stuff. I’ll be finishing my book in the next couple of months, an introduction to spirit work for the beginner-to-moderately-advanced practitioner, and I’ll send that off to the publishers. I’ve also got some other things in my sleeves that I might turn into a profitable venture come this Spring and Summer. the goal is to not have to work anymore after Summer. At least, not more than three days a week.

I’ll keep you posted here.

Ok, talked to Von Faustus. I’m not talking about the Shadow in my Shadow post, I’m talking about something else he called the Unified Adept that is both Tyrant King and Benevolent Dictator. Seems this other Shadow the Fresno crowd was talking about was based on some psychological theory put forth by some dude named Jung.

Ooopsie!